PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Up Loaded (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Soloman van der Vaart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loaded's entrance music is BOOOOOT!!!. A fine choice. van der Vaart is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Nah Mean. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Loaded
vs
van der Vaart

180 cm
26
172 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

183 cm
28
178 lbs
25 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Up Loaded!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Soloman van der Vaart!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, William Gold and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
van der Vaart swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
van der Vaart is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Loaded.
Loaded dodges the punch combination from van der Vaart.
van der Vaart misses with a straight right.
Loaded goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Loaded ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
van der Vaart looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
van der Vaart swings for the body but Loaded moves out of range.
van der Vaart is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Loaded.
van der Vaart throws a jab but it's blocked by Loaded.
van der Vaart lands a really nice looking cross but Loaded seems unphased.
van der Vaart moves out of range as Loaded strikes.
van der Vaart tries to move into range but Loaded moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
van der Vaart slips a jab from Loaded.

That's one minute gone in the round.
van der Vaart throws a right hand that Loaded ducks under and follows up with a left that Loaded also avoids with ease.
van der Vaart keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Loaded.
Loaded throws a jab but it's blocked by van der Vaart.
Loaded fails with an attempt to clinch.
van der Vaart will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
van der Vaart tries to clinch but Loaded is having none of it.
van der Vaart loads up on a big right hand but Loaded slips the punch.
Loaded ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
van der Vaart lands a nice hook to Loaded's body. Loaded takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
van der Vaart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Loaded.
Loaded bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
van der Vaart misses with a combination
and Loaded counters with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
van der Vaart lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Loaded slips under a jab from van der Vaart.
Some wild striking there from van der Vaart.
Loaded cracks van der Vaart with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
van der Vaart misses with a double jab
and Loaded counters with a good low kick that van der Vaart was not able to check.
Loaded connects with a jab.
Loaded is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Loaded thows a body shot but no joy.
van der Vaart tries to close the distance and clinch but Loaded swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
van der Vaart misses with a jab, cross combination.
Loaded scores with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
van der Vaart is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
van der Vaart scores with a jab to the jaw.
van der Vaart pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Loaded's corner calls for a 1-2. Loaded obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
van der Vaart might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Good exchange - Loaded coming out on top.
Sloppy strikes from van der Vaart. Those never looked like landing.
van der Vaart has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Loaded.
van der Vaart catches Loaded with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Loaded throws a left and a right that both miss
and van der Vaart counters with a series of strikes. Loaded will be more careful next time no doubt.
Loaded throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Loaded scores with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
van der Vaart takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
van der Vaart looks to land a left hand but Loaded moved out of range nicely.
van der Vaart throws a jab when Loaded was well out of range.
Up Loaded seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
van der Vaart tries to clinch there but Loaded circles away.
van der Vaart on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Loaded cracks a nice hook into van der Vaart's ribs.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Loaded, as that shot connected.
van der Vaart missing with a left hand there. Loaded was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Loaded closes the distance and clinches.
van der Vaart wants to get back to striking at distance but Loaded won't allow it.
van der Vaart looking to stall.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice left hand lands by Loaded.
Loaded lands a body shot.
Loaded lands a shoulder strike.
van der Vaart dodges an elbow strike from Loaded.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Up Loaded dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Loaded ducks under a wild hook from van der Vaart.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch up but van der Vaart swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A head kick misses from Loaded.
van der Vaart with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Loaded to score with a decent uppercut.

It looks like Soloman van der Vaart has been cut.
Loaded slips under a jab.
van der Vaart swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
van der Vaart tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loaded was well out of range. Poor timing from van der Vaart.
Decent striking displayed by Loaded there.
van der Vaart missing with a left hand there. Loaded was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Loaded looks to throw the jab but van der Vaart is out of range.
Loaded tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but van der Vaart was well out of range. Poor timing from Loaded.
Loaded throws a quick inside leg kick.
Loaded ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Loaded. Those never looked like landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from van der Vaart misses.
Loaded throws a quick inside leg kick.
Loaded scores with a nice right hand.
van der Vaart swings for the body but Loaded moves out of range.
van der Vaart connects with a nice looking jab.
van der Vaart misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Loaded tries to clinch but van der Vaart is having none of it.
van der Vaart misses with an uppercut
and Loaded makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. van der Vaart really felt that one!
Loaded fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and van der Vaart has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Loaded slips under a jab.
Jab from Loaded.
van der Vaart takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loaded punishes van der Vaart's body with a nice straight punch.
Loaded is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
van der Vaart looks to land a right hand but Loaded moved out of range.
The crowd cheers as Loaded lands an impressive looking overhand right. van der Vaart doesn't seem phased though.
van der Vaart lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A jab lands there for Loaded.
Loaded scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Loaded misses with a hook.
Loaded misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from van der Vaart.
Loaded thows a body shot but no joy.
Loaded lands with a slapping head kick.

van der Vaart is rocked!

That has opened up Soloman van der Vaart's cut even more.
Loaded with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
van der Vaart looks to score with a jab to the body but Loaded is just out of range.
Loaded throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
van der Vaart throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
van der Vaart just misses with a punch to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Loaded looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Loaded lands with a kick to the temple. van der Vaart shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Loaded connects with a leg kick. van der Vaart looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A combination from Loaded does no damage.
A slapping body kick lands there for Loaded.
Loaded lands with a thumping leg kick.
van der Vaart is breathing heavily.
van der Vaart takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loaded fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Loaded lands a slapping body shot.
Up Loaded is winning the standup battle so far.
Loaded chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Loaded tries to close the distance and clinch but van der Vaart swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Loaded is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that van der Vaart can do to turn this around?
Loaded pulls out of a head kick attempt.
van der Vaart takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Loaded defending well as van der Vaart loads up on a big left hand.
Loaded lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Loaded.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loaded lands with a straight right. van der Vaart didn't see that one coming.
van der Vaart keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
van der Vaart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Up Loaded dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Soloman van der Vaart's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Loaded throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jab, jab by Loaded - just one landing.

Loaded instigates a clinch.

Loaded breaks the clinch.
Loaded swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
van der Vaart throws a right hand that Loaded ducks under and follows up with a left that Loaded also avoids with ease.
van der Vaart drops his hands momentarily and Loaded takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Loaded with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Loaded ducks down and throws a hook to the body but van der Vaart moves away.
Loaded throws an ugly left hook that misses
and van der Vaart counters with a stiff right hand.
Loaded goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Loaded.
Loaded circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Loaded to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaded sizes up van der Vaart with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Loaded misses with a wild body shot.
van der Vaart throws a series of punches but Loaded avoids them all with ease.
Loaded throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
van der Vaart looks to land a left hand but Loaded moved out of range nicely.
van der Vaart rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and van der Vaart takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

The cut above Soloman van der Vaart's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Loaded feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to van der Vaart's calf.
van der Vaart missing with a left hand there. Loaded was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A jab from Loaded does it's job there.
van der Vaart loads up on a big right hand but Loaded slips the punch.
Soloman van der Vaart has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Loaded. That's going to slow van der Vaart down.
Loaded lands a body shot.
van der Vaart takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
van der Vaart throws a series of punches but Loaded avoids them all with ease.
Loaded fails to land with a series of punches.
Loaded ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Loaded, as that shot connected.
Loaded connects with a good right hand that stumbles van der Vaart. van der Vaart circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
van der Vaart takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
van der Vaart has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
van der Vaart misses with an uppercut. Loaded saw that one coming.
van der Vaart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Loaded is looking to clinch but van der Vaart is avoiding it.
Loaded lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
van der Vaart sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A jab from Loaded finds it's way through van der Vaart's defenses.
A jab from Loaded does it's job there.

Soloman van der Vaart's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Loaded turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Loaded throws a one two combo.
A jab from Loaded misses.
Loaded throws a quick head kick that skims the top of van der Vaart's head.
van der Vaart is still on wobbly legs! Can Loaded finish him?
van der Vaart pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Loaded is looking to clinch but van der Vaart is avoiding it.
van der Vaart seems to have recovered his senses.
Loaded throws a lazy right hand but van der Vaart sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
van der Vaart lands a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
van der Vaart throws a body punch but Loaded moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Loaded lands an impressive looking overhand right. van der Vaart doesn't seem phased though.
van der Vaart throws a hook but Loaded avoids it easily.
van der Vaart's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Loaded moves away from the strike by van der Vaart.
Loaded lands with a kick to the ribs.
Loaded lands a nice shot that snaps van der Vaart's head back.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Soloman van der Vaart's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Up Loaded!
A very excited looking Up Loaded made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.