PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sasmuki Lombardi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lombardi might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Uver world rush. Sweatpants is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Earl - Earl Sweatshirt. Sasmuki Lombardi has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Lombardi
vs
Sweatpants

194 cm
24
145 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

180 cm
26
160 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q - $30)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sasmuki Lombardi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lombardi closes the distance and clinches.
Lombardi prevents Sweatpants from breaking the clinch.

Lombardi manages to break the clinch.
Lombardi throws a head kick that misses.

Lombardi fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sweatpants, pushing him back against the cage.
Lombardi creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Sweatpants dodges an elbow strike from Lombardi.

Lombardi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Lombardi closes the distance and clinches.
Lombardi working hard to break the clinch.

Lombardi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Lombardi gets in close and instigates a clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lombardi throws an elbow but misses.
Sweatpants blocks an elbow strike from Lombardi.
Sweatpants avoiding damage as Lombardi throws knees to the body.
Lombardi with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lombardi is trying to pull guard but Sweatpants turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Lombardi pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sweatpants gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Sweatpants accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Lombardi is looking to stand back up but Sweatpants counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Lombardi.
Sweatpants working over Lombardi with some ground and pound. Lombardi looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Sweatpants is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Lombardi is looking to improve his position.
Sweatpants stops Lombardi from getting back to his feet.
Lombardi tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Lombardi is looking to improve his position.
Sweatpants looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Lombardi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sweatpants wants to take a breather but Lombardi is having none of it.
Sweatpants passes the guard and advances to mount!
Sweatpants working Lombardi over with strikes here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Sweatpants cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Sweatpants landing strikes from the mount.
Lombardi knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sweatpants on the ground.
Sweatpants has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Lombardi's face.

Lombardi is rocked!
Sweatpants lands a big elbow - Lombardi is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Lombardi is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Earl Sweatpants!
A victorious Earl Sweatpants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.