PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Karreem cb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kakashi Sensei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kakashi Sensei was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

cb
vs
Sensei

211 cm
18
288 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Self confident

Powerful takedowns
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Karreem cb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kakashi Sensei!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

cb drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Sensei throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Sensei can't do much from the bottom here.
cb fails to land a wild elbow strike.
cb trying to control the action but Sensei is working from the bottom.
Sloppy strikes there by cb.
Sensei can't do much from the bottom here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
cb working the strikes but Sensei uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Sensei trying to control from the bottom.
cb blocks the strikes from Sensei.
Sensei is looking to improve his position.
Sensei looks gassed!
cb throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
cb wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sensei keeps working.
cb is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Sensei reverses the position - he's now on top in cb's guard.
Sensei working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sensei stops cb from standing up.
cb looking for a sweep. Not yet cb, not yet.
Sensei works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Sensei not doing much here.
It looks like Sensei might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
cb is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Sensei decides to stand and escape the position.
Sensei delivers a nice body kick.

Sensei moves into the clinch successfully.

Sensei manages to pull guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

cb is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Sensei has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. cb is looking to defend but Sensei has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for cb! Sensei pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, cb taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Kakashi Sensei!