PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wojciech Sakrucki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sinister - Leviathan. Sakrucki is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kochana Polsko. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki
vs
Sakrucki

190 cm
26
211 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

191 cm
23
198 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wojciech Sakrucki!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Sakrucki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sakrucki circles away quickly and effectively.
A head kick misses from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.

Sakrucki gets a takedown into half guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Sakrucki looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Sakrucki pulls his head out easily.
Sakrucki prevents Kvadratichnie Schtaniki from improving his position.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sakrucki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to roll over but Sakrucki keeps him under control.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki actively working from the bottom here.
Sakrucki controlling the action here.
Sakrucki trying to mount his opponent but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to maintain the position but Sakrucki is very close to passing his half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Sakrucki seems to be looking for submissions.
Sakrucki working Kvadratichnie Schtaniki over with strikes.
Sakrucki thows a huge punch but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki dodges it nicely.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to get to full guard but Sakrucki has control of the leg.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to stand back up but Sakrucki is controlling him
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to get to full guard but Sakrucki has control of the leg.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks like he's trying to stand up.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is defending against the submission attempts here by Sakrucki.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Sakrucki pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to get back to full guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to control from the bottom.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to kick Sakrucki off but Sakrucki keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has hold of Sakrucki's hands but Sakrucki slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Sakrucki wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeps working.

Sakrucki looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sakrucki is looking to take a break and control but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sakrucki is thwarting Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's attempts to control the position.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Sakrucki scores with a couple of nice shots.

Sakrucki is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has managed to free his arm - good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sakrucki prevents Kvadratichnie Schtaniki from standing back up.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Sakrucki scores with a couple of nice shots.

It looks like Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has been cut.
Sakrucki has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Sakrucki scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to maintain the position but Sakrucki is very close to passing his half guard.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is staying active underneath Sakrucki, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Sakrucki is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Sakrucki.
Sakrucki thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

Sakrucki is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is just riding it out for now. Sakrucki eventually gives up the hold.

Sakrucki is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sakrucki takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wojciech Sakrucki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Sakrucki looks to throw the jab but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sakrucki.
A right-left combo lands from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks to land a combination but Sakrucki avoids it well.
A swing and a miss from Sakrucki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to clinch up but Sakrucki keeps it at a distance.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick but Sakrucki moves out of range.
Sakrucki is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Sakrucki fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Kvadratichnie Schtaniki to the ground. Sakrucki is now in Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's guard.
Sakrucki working some strikes from top position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sakrucki stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sakrucki.
Sakrucki passes Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's left leg - he's now in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to control here.
Sakrucki wants to control but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is keeping him busy.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to improve his position but Sakrucki is controlling well.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is refusing to be controlled, as Sakrucki sits in half guard.

Sakrucki is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki works his way to full guard. Good work.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Sakrucki. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki controls Sakrucki momentarily but Sakrucki frees himself.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sakrucki stands up over Kvadratichnie Schtaniki, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Sakrucki pushing down on Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Sakrucki is working for a submission of some sort.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Sakrucki seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Sakrucki has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Kvadratichnie Schtaniki defend it? Sakrucki steps over the head and cranks it - Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Sakrucki!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Wojciech Sakrucki!
After winning the bout, Wojciech Sakrucki thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.