PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Walter Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. Walter Lebowski is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lebowski
vs
Spliffs

185 cm
22
190 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
21
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

MMA's Best Nutrition
Convicted

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Walter Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rolen Spliffs!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffs throws a nice looking combination but Lebowski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Horrible takedown by Lebowski or perhaps it was just good defense by Spliffs which made him look bad.

Lebowski closes the distance and clinches.
Lebowski wants a takedown.
Spliffs can't break the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Nice elbow from Lebowski.
Lebowski tries to pull guard but Spliffs holds him up against the cage and eventually Lebowski drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Walter Lebowski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spliffs is looking to break free of the clinch but Lebowski has double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lebowski decides to pull guard.
Spliffs wants to control from the top but Lebowski keeps moving.
Lebowski pulls Spliffs in close to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lebowski is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Lebowski is striking off his back. Spliffs thinks nothing of it though and passes easily into half guard.
Lebowski wants to get back to full guard.
Spliffs wants to stand but Lebowski has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Spliffs wants to pass the guard but Lebowski is defending well.
Lebowski tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Lebowski has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lebowski wants to get back to full guard but Spliffs has mounted him!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spliffs trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Spliffs prevents Lebowski from getting the reversal.
Spliffs wants to control the pace but Lebowski is squirming around nicely.
Lebowski is in all sorts of trouble here.
Spliffs manages to capitalize on a mistake by Lebowski to take his back!
Spliffs doesn't have the hooks in and Lebowski manages to turn into his guard.
Spliffs keeping moving, preventing Lebowski from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Spliffs lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Walter Lebowski has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spliffs.
Lebowski ducks right into an uppercut from Spliffs.

Lebowski shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Spliffs's guard.
Lebowski trying to control the position from guard on top but Spliffs is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lebowski is stalling in the full guard.
Spliffs not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Lebowski throws a big right hand that misses.
Lebowski postures up.
Spliffs really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lebowski. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Lebowski is controlling him.
Lebowski throwing strikes but missing.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Spliffs scores with a three punch combo!
Lebowski closes this distance looking for a takedown but Spliffs circles away.
Spliffs swinging wilding here.
Spliffs scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lebowski in his tracks.
Spliffs misses with a body shot.
Spliffs misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Lebowski closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lebowski wants to control but Spliffs is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Rolen Spliffs will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Walter Lebowski's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Spliffs misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lebowski shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Spliffs but Spliffs pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lebowski looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Spliffs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lebowski shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Walter Lebowski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lebowski fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spliffs digs a good hook to Lebowski's body.
Rolen Spliffs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lebowski shoots in for a double leg but Spliffs sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Walter Lebowski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Spliffs with a nice cross.
Lebowski closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Spliffs catches Lebowski right on the button with a cross.
Spliffs scores with a three punch combo!
Lebowski doesn't manage to clinch there - Spliffs circles away.
Spliffs throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Spliffs thuds his right hand into Lebowski's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Lebowski is rocked!
Spliffs's corner calls for a 1-2. Spliffs obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Oh Lebowski is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lebowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spliffs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spliffs lands with a right that hurts Lebowski. Lebowski looks to clinch but Spliffs throws a short knee that drops Lebowski. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Rolen Spliffs!