PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Juanito Cottenfifther (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albert Camus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Camus's choice of entrance music: Love Will Tear Us Apart. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cottenfifther
vs
Camus

177 cm
23
185 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

184 cm
25
183 lbs
10 - 3 - 2

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juanito Cottenfifther!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Albert Camus!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Camus throws a head kick that half lands.
Camus scores with a leg kick.
Camus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Camus lands a head kick!
Camus throws a half hearted mid kick.
Camus blocks a jab.
Camus pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Camus.
Albert Camus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Camus scores with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick from Camus lands but Cottenfifther takes it in his stride.
Cottenfifther gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Camus counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Cottenfifther blocks a head kick by Camus.
Cottenfifther shoots for a double leg takedown but Camus sprawls well. He's pushed Cottenfifther's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cottenfifther tries for a takedown but Camus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Juanito Cottenfifther. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cottenfifther avoids the head kick by Camus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camus connects with a high kick.
Camus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Camus scores with a kick to the midsection.

Cottenfifther throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Camus was covering up waiting for the punch and Cottenfifther finishes the takedown easily into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Cottenfifther looking to pass the guard.
Cottenfifther throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cottenfifther passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Cottenfifther trying to control the position but Camus is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Camus taking punishment in the form of punches.
Cottenfifther has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cottenfifther grinds an elbow into Camus's temple.
Cottenfifther grinds an elbow into Camus's temple.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Camus seems a little lost for a moment, as Cottenfifther dominates the positioning.
Cottenfifther grinds an elbow into Camus's temple.
Cottenfifther is chipping away with strikes.
Camus takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Camus takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Cottenfifther lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Camus takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Cottenfifther is looking to take a break and control but Camus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther working the body and head with strikes.
Cottenfifther is looking to take a break and control but Camus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cottenfifther misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Cottenfifther postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Cottenfifther working the ground and pound but Camus is defending the strikes.
Camus is looking to regain half guard here but Cottenfifther keeps moving and retains side control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Camus gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther wants to control but Camus is keeping him busy.
Cottenfifther lands with a punch from half guard.
Cottenfifther wants to take a breather but Camus is having none of it.
Cottenfifther takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Cottenfifther is pressing down on Camus's thigh, looking to free his foot. Camus is holding on for now.
Cottenfifther is thwarting Camus's attempts to control the position.
Cottenfifther is trying to control. Camus wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cottenfifther missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Camus is refusing to be controlled, as Cottenfifther sits in half guard.
Camus keeps control of the position for the meantime.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juanito Cottenfifther dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Camus misses with a head kick.
Cottenfifther lands with an uppercut that bounces Camus off the ropes and back into range.
Cottenfifther checks the leg kick.
Cottenfifther takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cottenfifther throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Camus's waist but Camus gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cottenfifther off to one side.
Cottenfifther has a takedown stuffed.
Camus blocks a jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Camus, right into the meat.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Camus.
Camus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Camus throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Camus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camus staying out of range there.
Camus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Camus throws a head kick that misses.
Albert Camus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Camus, right into the meat.
Camus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cottenfifther's calf.
Camus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Camus lands a head kick!
Camus tries a head kick but it misses.
Camus throws a head kick that misses

and Cottenfifther counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cottenfifther throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Camus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cottenfifther won't allow Camus to get back to his feet.
Cottenfifther passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Cottenfifther is looking to take a break and control but Camus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Camus to see if he's OK.
Cottenfifther lands some shots froms side control.
Cottenfifther tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Camus is not content to let Cottenfifther control the position.
Cottenfifther tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Cottenfifther postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Cottenfifther lands a decent elbow from side control.
Cottenfifther trying to control the position but Camus is working away.
The ground and pound from Cottenfifther seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Camus is looking to reverse the position.
Cottenfifther is looking to take a break and control but Camus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The strikes coming from Cottenfifther are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Cottenfifther scoring with punches and elbows.
Camus managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Cottenfifther.
Cottenfifther lands an elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Camus wants to get back to his feet.
Juanito Cottenfifther overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Cottenfifther is putting a hurting on Camus here, landing some big shots from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cottenfifther lands some shots froms side control.
An elbow from Cottenfifther crashes against the mat.
Cottenfifther happy to just control the position for now.
Camus parries the strikes from Cottenfifther easily there. Cottenfifther is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Camus to escape.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Camus struggling a bit here.
Cottenfifther is looking to take a break and control but Camus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juanito Cottenfifther dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Cottenfifther throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Camus was covering up waiting for the punch and Cottenfifther finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Cottenfifther slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Cottenfifther lands an elbow.
Cottenfifther looks up at the clock and then as Camus takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Cottenfifther smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Cottenfifther tries to advance position but instead Camus slips a leg back in to half guard.
Camus controlling the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cottenfifther winds up and cracks Camus with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Camus on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Cottenfifther moves into full mount! Camus won't be happy about that!
Cottenfifther controlling the position easily from mount.
Cottenfifther lands with some strikes.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Cottenfifther cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Camus is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cottenfifther is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Camus is still in real trouble! Can Cottenfifther finish him?
Cottenfifther lands a big shot to the head and Camus winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Juanito Cottenfifther!
An intense looking Juanito Cottenfifther took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Frank and Beans baby, Frank and Beans.'.