PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricardo Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Boris Brejcha - Openminded. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Gracie
vs
Fuck Tito

194 cm
26
212 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

190 cm
32
221 lbs
21 - 7 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ricardo Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Gracie throws a right hand that Fuck Tito ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuck Tito also avoids with ease.
Gracie is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fuck Tito throws the left hand but Gracie avoids the punch easily.
Fuck Tito misses the jab.

Gracie clinches with his opponent.
Fuck Tito misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie can't get the takedown.
Fuck Tito misses with a body punch.
Fuck Tito throws a head punch that misses.
Fuck Tito throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gracies head.
Fuck Tito gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Gracie.
Fuck Tito lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gracie backwards.
Gracie is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ricardo Gracie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fuck Tito lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Gracie tries to pull guard but Fuck Tito forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Fuck Tito lands with a light punch inside.
Fuck Tito misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie has Fuck Tito pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Fuck Tito manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Fuck Tito tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fuck Tito is leaning against Gracie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gracie fails to pull guard.
Fuck Tito throws a head punch that misses.

Fuck Tito has clasped his hands together around Gracie's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Fuck Tito is chipping away with strikes.
Gracie struggling a bit here.
Fuck Tito wants to control but Gracie is keeping him busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuck Tito working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie tries to buck Fuck Tito off but Fuck Tito is having none of it.
Fuck Tito is looking to take a break and control but Gracie is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gracie tries to bench press Fuck Tito off him but Fuck Tito keeps the position.
Gracie sneaks back into half guard.
Gracie keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Gracie trying to control here.
Gracie tries to roll over but Fuck Tito keeps him under control.
Fuck Tito wants to take a breather but Gracie is having none of it.
Gracie is looking to improve his position.
Fuck Tito throwing shots but Gracie is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Fuck Tito connects with a nice short shot to Gracie's temple.
Gracie manages to get to full guard.
Fuck Tito trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuck Tito is looking to work some ground and pound but Gracie has wrist control.
Fuck Tito stands up over Gracie, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Fuck Tito is looking to work some ground and pound but Gracie has wrist control.
Fuck Tito content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Fuck Tito controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Fuck Tito won't allow Gracie to sweep him here.

Gracie is looking for a triangle but Fuck Tito pushes his legs off easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito preventing the sweep.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuck Tito with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Gracie wants to sweep but no luck.
Gracie looking to control.
Fuck Tito slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Fuck Tito postures up in Gracie's guard and throws a big left but Gracie blocks it.
Fuck Tito lands a couple of digs.

Gracie looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Gracie preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fuck Tito lands a couple of elbows.
Fuck Tito is in close to Gracie's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Gracie is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Fuck Tito is aware though and is defending well.
Gracie keeping moving, preventing Fuck Tito from controlling successfully.
Gracie manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Gracie avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gracie just misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie moves out of range as Fuck Tito strikes.
Gracie slips under a jab.
Gracie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck Tito throws out the jab.
A slow jab from Fuck Tito misses its intended target.
Fuck Tito pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gracie bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fuck Tito's head.
Gracie tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gracie tries a low kick but Fuck Tito avoids it.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Gracie was well out of range.
Fuck Tito throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fuck Tito connects with a crisp jab.
Gracie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie misses with a takedown attempt - Fuck Tito sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Gracie scores with a body shot.
Gracie bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuck Tito stuffs the takedown attempt from Gracie. Gracie gets slowly back to his feet.
Gracie misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gracie on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fuck Tito showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gracie.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab. Gracie acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fuck Tito works Gracie's body with a nice hook.
Fuck Tito looks to land a right hand but Gracie moved out of range.
Gracie throws a nice looking combination but Fuck Tito bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gracie tries to clinch there but Fuck Tito circles away.
Fuck Tito might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Gracie.
Gracie staying out of range there.
Gracie looks to land a combination but Fuck Tito avoids it well.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito scores with a punch to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gracie misses with a telegraphed body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Gracie misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nice takedown defense from Fuck Tito. No joy for Gracie on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ricardo Gracie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gracie misses with a wild combination.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Gracie throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Fuck Tito counter with a right hand.
Fuck Tito slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Fuck Tito lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Gracie at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Fuck Tito.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie slips a jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gracie's head backwards.
Gracie scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fuck Tito in his tracks.
Gracie throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gracie gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fuck Tito lands a glancing blow to the side of Gracie's head.
Gracie throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gracie walks into a left hand.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Gracie blocks it.
Ricardo Gracie is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gracie takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Gracie has a takedown stuffed.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Gracie was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gracie tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fuck Tito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Gracie swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
Gracie will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Gracie moves out of range of the strikes.
Fuck Tito scores with a hook to the body. Gracie takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Gracie slips under a jab.
A jab from Fuck Tito finds it's way through Gracie's defenses.
Gracie shoots in for a takedown but Fuck Tito shows good takedown defense.
Gracie misses with a straight right.
Fuck Tito throws a hook to the side of Gracie's head but Gracie sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fuck Tito jabs Gracie to the body, keeping him at a distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Gracie tries to keep at a distance but Fuck Tito has taken the fight into the clinch.
Fuck Tito throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Gracie misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Gracie saw that one coming.
Fuck Tito lands with an overhand left.
Fuck Tito ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gracie misses the shot to the body.
Gracie slips a jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Gracie on the side of the head.
Gracie doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Gracie drops his hands momentarily and Fuck Tito takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Gracie scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Fuck Tito throws out a loose jab but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.

Fuck Tito gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Gracie to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fuck Tito is on top in guard.
Fuck Tito must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie keeping moving, preventing Fuck Tito from controlling successfully.

Gracie is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Fuck Tito rolls with it to try and escape but Gracie cranks on the arm and Fuck Tito is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ricardo Gracie!
A very excited looking Ricardo Gracie made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.