PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fetty Mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Dai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mockenmaker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is break ya fu**ing neck. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Mockenmaker
vs
Dai

184 cm
28
209 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

165 cm
28
205 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fetty Mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mark Dai!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dai shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mockenmaker defends it nicely.
Mockenmaker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dai throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Mockenmaker's waist but Mockenmaker gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dai off to one side.
Dai fails to land the takedown.
Fetty Mockenmaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Dai.

Mockenmaker drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Dai managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker controls the position.
Dai defending against the ground and pound.
Dai is looking to regain half guard here but Mockenmaker keeps moving and retains side control.
Dai managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Mockenmaker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dai is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Mockenmaker off and has taken his back!
Mockenmaker looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Mockenmaker manages to reverse the position and now he's in Dai's guard. Nice work there by Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Mockenmaker throwing strikes from guard but Dai blocks nicely.
Dai working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dai bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mockenmaker's guard.
Mockenmaker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dai trying to control the position from guard on top but Mockenmaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dai stopping the sweep attempt from Mockenmaker.

Dai got a little sloppy there for a moment and Mockenmaker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dai has managed to get both his arms back between Mockenmaker's legs - danger averted.
Mockenmaker wants to stand up but Dai is controlling him.
Mockenmaker will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Mockenmaker kicks Dai off and gets to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mockenmaker thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mockenmaker throws a right hand that Dai ducks under and follows up with a left that Dai also avoids with ease.
Fetty Mockenmaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dai avoids the body shot from Mockenmaker.
Dai is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mockenmaker sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Mockenmaker instigates a clinch.

Mockenmaker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dai shoots in but no luck this time.

Dai gets a takedown into half guard.

Mockenmaker is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dai pulls his head out easily.
Mockenmaker trying to hold on to Dai's head to control him but Dai postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker is trying to stand back up but Dai is controlling him

Dai is working for a submission of some sort.

Dai is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Mockenmaker has managed to free his arm - good work.

Dai is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Mockenmaker still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Mockenmaker has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Mockenmaker wants to control but Dai is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fetty Mockenmaker dominated that round.
That's time! Mockenmaker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dai takes one to the chin there.

Dai closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Mockenmaker's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Mockenmaker has his foot on Dai's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dai works his way back into a safe position though.
Mockenmaker wants to stand up but Dai is controlling him.
Mockenmaker is trying to control the position but Dai postures up.

Mockenmaker kicks Dai off and gets to his feet.
Dai fails with a takedown attempt.
Mockenmaker shoots in and drives through. Dai sprawls well.

Mockenmaker tries to sprawl but Dai drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mockenmaker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dai is working away from the top position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dai is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Mockenmaker doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dai.
Mockenmaker is concentrating on defense, preventing Dai from advancing position.
Mockenmaker pushes Dai off looking to stand but Dai dives back in and keeps control.
Mockenmaker is trying to control but can't.

Mockenmaker is defending against the submission attempts here by Dai.
Mockenmaker punching from the bottom.

Dai looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mockenmaker looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dai is trying to control. Mockenmaker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Mockenmaker has one foot on Dai's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

Mockenmaker fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dai, pushing him back against the cage.

Mockenmaker escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mockenmaker scores with a nice head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Mockenmaker gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dai is trying to pull guard but Mockenmaker has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mockenmaker breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dai as he avoids it easily.
Dai looks for a takedown but Mockenmaker sprawls well.
Fetty Mockenmaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Dai.
Dai gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Mockenmaker closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Dai quickly recovers to half guard.
Dai is staying active underneath Mockenmaker, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Dai moves into full guard.
Mockenmaker postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mockenmaker trying to control but Dai is working from the bottom.

Dai had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mockenmaker defends it easily.
Mockenmaker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mockenmaker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dai can't keep his opponent in guard - Mockenmaker advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Mockenmaker thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dai's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fetty Mockenmaker dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Dai shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mockenmaker pinned against the cage. Mockenmaker gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mockenmaker lands a nice shot to the body.
Dai fails to land the takedown.
Dai drops his hands momentarily and Mockenmaker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mockenmaker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Mockenmaker breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mockenmaker fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dai dodges the punch combination from Mockenmaker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dai walks into a straight right hand from Mockenmaker.
Nice takedown defense from Mockenmaker. No joy for Dai on that attempt.
Fetty Mockenmaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Dai.

Mockenmaker moves into the clinch successfully.

Mockenmaker manages to break the clinch.
Dai closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mockenmaker circles away.
Dai ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jab from Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker lands with a hook. Dai tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Dai gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Dai takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mockenmaker is stalling in the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker distracts Dai with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mockenmaker throws a big right hand that misses.
Mockenmaker won't allow Dai to sweep him here.
Mockenmaker trying to control but Dai is working from the bottom.
Mockenmaker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dai works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mockenmaker throws a big right hand that misses.
Mockenmaker scoring with punches to the head and body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mockenmaker forces his way into half guard.
Dai avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker is keen to just control but Dai is a slippery customer.
Mockenmaker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mockenmaker missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Dai is staying active underneath Mockenmaker, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Fetty Mockenmaker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dai wants to control but Mockenmaker is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Mockenmaker content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Mockenmaker prevents Dai from improving his position.

Mockenmaker is working for a kimura but Dai is defending it quite comfortably.
Mockenmaker trying to control the pace.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fetty Mockenmaker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mockenmaker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fetty Mockenmaker!