PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kriztov The Yeti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iury Sinistrov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Yeti kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Duran Duran- Eye of the tiger. Sinistrov is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rock you like a hurricane. Iury Sinistrov told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

The Yeti
vs
Sinistrov

225 cm
26
300 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

200 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kriztov The Yeti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Iury Sinistrov!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Igor Prikhodko and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sinistrov swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Sinistrov.

Sinistrov gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Sinistrov gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Kriztov The Yeti has been cut.
The Yeti is trying to break the clinch but Sinistrov is controlling him.
The Yeti wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Sinistrov has him pressed against the cage.
Good body shot from Sinistrov.
Sinistrov creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Yeti's defenses.
Sinistrov lands a hook that snaps the head of The Yeti backwards.
Sinistrov lands an elbow inside that The Yeti shrugs off.

Kriztov The Yeti's cut is getting worse.
Sinistrov lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Kriztov The Yeti's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sinistrov taking a breather.
Sinistrov putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has The Yeti in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The Yeti is breathing heavily.
Sinistrov unloads a knee to the mid-section. The Yeti lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A hook to the body from Sinistrov.
The Yeti wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Knees to the body from Sinistrov.
Nice body punch from Sinistrov - that landed with a thud.
The Yeti tries to break free but Sinistrov pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sinistrov lands an elbow inside that The Yeti shrugs off.

Jeez, Kriztov The Yeti's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kriztov The Yeti's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Iury Sinistrov!
Iury Sinistrov very nearly forgot to thank KAISER amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.