PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggie Slob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rasputin's entrance music is TURISAS - Rasputin. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Yefimovich Rasputin
vs
Slob

225 cm
33
302 lbs
20 - 19 - 0

150 cm
31
307 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggie Slob!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rasputin clinches up with Slob and pushes him back against the cage.
Rasputin taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Rasputin drops down looking for an ankle pick but Slob pulls his leg out and moves away.
Slob shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Rasputin counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Biggie Slob has been cut.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Rasputin is defended easily by Slob.
Slob fails with the takedown

and Rasputin counters with a crisp one two that drops Slob! Rasputin thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Slob to his feet! Slob is in big trouble!
Biggie Slob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slob tries for a takedown but Rasputin circles away easily
and Rasputin counters with a low kick, right behind Slob 's knee.
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Biggie Slob.
Slob get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Slob stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Rasputin runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin!
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin gave a mention to Das Labor in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).