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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joaquin Logan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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210 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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205 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joaquin Logan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mel Turd!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Logan defends it nicely.
Turd tries to bum rush Logan with a series of wild strikes but Logan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Logan, as that shot connected.
It looks like Mel Turd has been cut.
Turd manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Logan on his heels. He'll look to pass Logan's guard now, I'm sure.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Logan is trying to control the position but Turd postures up.
Turd is looking to work some ground and pound but Logan has wrist control.
Logan is looking for a triangle but Turd pushes his legs off easily.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Logan keeping full guard, as Turd tries to pass.
Turd won't allow Logan to sweep him here.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Logan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Logan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Logan has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Turd has passed into side control.
Logan tries to buck Turd off but Turd is having none of it.
Turd lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Logan down.
Turd lands an elbow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Logan taking a bit of punishment here - Turd scoring with strikes.
Logan takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Logan can't do much from the bottom here.
Logan prevents Turd from improving position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Logan struggling a bit here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd works to advance to full mount. Logan defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Logan is looking to get to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd looking to finish Logan with some ground and pound. This is bad for Logan!
Turd working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Logan is working to get back to half guard.
Turd with shots to the head and body - Logan looks very uncomfortable down there.
Logan is desperately trying to improve his position but Turd has a good base and remains in mount.
Turd scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Turd with a couple of short strikes.
Logan is rocked!
Turd postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Logan out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Turd goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mel Turd!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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