PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Mantegna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hates Decisions has chosen Defqon Ending! as his entrance music. Maurico Hates Decisions has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mantegna
vs
Hates Decisions

191 cm
33
242 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

195 cm
30
255 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tony Mantegna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maurico Hates Decisions!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mantegna misses with a low kick.
A punch combination from Mantegna misses.
Mantegna lands with a shot to the body.
Mantegna connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

It looks like Maurico Hates Decisions has been cut.
Mantegna misses with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hates Decisions tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hates Decisions tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hates Decisions slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Mantegna throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hates Decisions counters with a straight right hand.
Hates Decisions on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mantegna. Mantegna obviously looking to wear him down.
Mantegna lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mantegna.
Hates Decisions misses with a looping left.
Mantegna misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hates Decisions moves into the clinch.
Mantegna throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hates Decisionss head.

That has opened up Maurico Hates Decisions's cut even more.
Hates Decisions tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mantegna's elbow.
Mantegna misses with a punch to the body.
Mantegna misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hates Decisions doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hates Decisions tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mantegna misses with a punch to the body.
Mantegna swings wildly with an uppercut but Hates Decisions uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hates Decisions tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mantegna.
Mantegna lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Knees to the body from Mantegna.
Hates Decisions looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mantegna lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hates Decisions misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mantegna wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Mantegna's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mantegna misses with a double jab
and Hates Decisions counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mantegna scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hates Decisions doesn't seem bothered though.
Mantegna scores with a hook to the body. Hates Decisions takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hates Decisions takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

The cut above Maurico Hates Decisions's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hates Decisions showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mantegna.
Mantegna misses with a double jab
and Hates Decisions makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hates Decisions tries to clinch up but Mantegna circles away and keeps his distance.

Oooooh!!! Mantegna has knocked Hates Decisions down with a huge combo! Mantegna steps away and waves a wobbly Hates Decisions back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Mantegna ducks under a wild hook from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mantegna's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mantegna scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mantegna throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mantegna takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Good shot there by Mantegna.

Maurico Hates Decisions's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Mantegna throws a head kick that misses.
Mantegna is looking to slow Hates Decisions down with leg kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mantegna is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Hates Decisions hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tony Mantegna!
An out of breath and clearly excited Tony Mantegna thanked Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).