PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Martin
vs
Zoidberg

196 cm
28
221 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

190 cm
31
222 lbs
26 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Crippler's Corner
SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Michael Martin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Martin.

Zoidberg clinches up against the cage.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Martin 's eye.

It looks like Michael Martin has been cut.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.

Michael Martin's cut is getting worse.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Martin.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Martin avoids it.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.

Michael Martin's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Martin's face.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Martin blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Martin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Martin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Martin's efforts to push away.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.

Jeez, Michael Martin's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Martin wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.

Martin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Martin lands with a kick to the temple. Zoidberg shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Martin scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg throws a push kick but Martin slaps the foot to one side.
Zoidberg tries to land a leg kick but Martin saw it coming and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Zoidberg.

Zoidberg takes the fight into the clinch.
Martin is trying to break free.
A frustrated look appears on Martin's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.

Martin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Martin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Martin looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Martin blocks the body kick.
A low kick from Zoidberg misses
and Martin counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Zoidberg clinches up against the cage.
Martin wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Martin has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Martin blocks it with crossed arms.
Martin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Martin dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Martin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Martin managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Martin working hard to break the clinch.
Martin is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Martin blocks it.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Martin blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Martin's defenses.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Michael Martin's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
In his post fight interview, John Zoidberg started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.