PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Alysian Karalis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pamela Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karalis comes into the arena with High Hopes by Pink Floyd blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Karalis
vs
Anderson

170 cm
28
175 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

182 cm
30
178 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Diamond Nutrition 160q
5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alysian Karalis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pamela Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Columbo Gatti and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Karalis. That's going to slow Anderson down.
Karalis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Anderson misses with a body kick.
Karalis throws a chopping leg kick but Anderson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Karalis throws a head kick but Anderson moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Karalis.
Karalis moves out of range of the body kick from Anderson.
Anderson blocks the body kick.
Anderson with a nice cross.
Anderson connects with a solid leg kick.
Anderson scores with a head kick.
Karalis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anderson moves away.
Karalis scores with a hook to the body. Anderson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderson motions for Karalis to come forward. Anderson throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Karalis tries to score with a low kick but Anderson moves his leg out of the way.
Anderson slips a jab and a cross from Karalis.
Anderson scores with a shot to the body.
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Karalis.
Karalis lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anderson's sensitive parts.
Alysian Karalis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson misses with a kick to the body.
Karalis tries a head kick but it misses.
Karalis lands a glancing blow to the side of Anderson's head.
Karalis lands with a good body shot.
Karalis takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Karalis throws out a leg kick but Anderson moves out of range and Karalis only half commits.
Karalis throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Good work by Karalis as he checks the leg kick.
Anderson checks a low kick from Karalis.
Karalis checks a low kick from Anderson.
Karalis tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Anderson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Karalis walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Anderson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Anderson.
Karalis just misses with a punch to the body.
Karalis fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Anderson is out of range.
Anderson throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Karalis lands with a good body shot.
An inside leg kick from Karalis misses.
Karalis fails with an attempt to clinch.
Anderson misses with a jab, cross combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Karalis. Anderson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anderson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Karalis misses with a hook.
Karalis swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson is looking to land body kicks.
Anderson tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Karalis is able to avoid easily.
A low kick from Anderson misses
and Karalis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Anderson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Karalis.

It looks like Pamela Anderson has been cut.
Karalis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Anderson.
Karalis checks the leg kick nicely there.
Anderson swats away the attempt to clinch by Karalis.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karalis lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anderson's sensitive parts.
Nice uppercut there from Karalis.
Karalis thows a body shot but no joy.
Karalis swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Anderson throws a leg kick
and Karalis counters with a nice uppercut.
Karalis tries to land a front kick but Anderson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Anderson lands a nice looking body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A low kick from Anderson misses
enabling Karalis to counter with a crisp jab.
Karalis dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Anderson looks gassed!
Karalis lands a leg kick that knocks Anderson off balance momentarily.
Karalis tries a head kick but it misses.
Karalis thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Anderson if he has to take too many more of those.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Karalis - that will leave a mark!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Karalis, as that shot connected.
Karalis misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karalis throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Karalis misses with a low kick.
Good work by Anderson as he checks the leg kick.
Karalis lands a jab to the head.
Karalis lands a nice leg kick that just misses Anderson's sensitive parts.
Karalis misses with a hook. Anderson ducked under it nicely.
Karalis buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Alysian Karalis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A low kick from Karalis misses
and Anderson counters with a leg kick.
Karalis falls off balance throwing a combination
and Anderson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Karalis's knee momentarily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Karalis defending well as Anderson loads up on a big left hand.
Karalis is looking to slow Anderson down with leg kicks.
Anderson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Karalis throws the kick towards the body but Anderson avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alysian Karalis dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
That's time! Karalis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Karalis is looking to score with low kicks.
Karalis throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Anderson counters with an inside leg kick.
Karalis lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Karalis clinches.
Karalis connects with a nasty looking knee right to Anderson's face.
Anderson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Anderson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Karaliss head.
Karalis trying to land knees to the body.
Anderson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Anderson dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Anderson lands a shoulder strike.
Anderson wants to get back to striking at distance but Karalis won't allow it.
Karalis lands with a right to the head.

That has opened up Pamela Anderson's cut even more.
Anderson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Anderson works on Karalis's body with a couple of short punches.
Good body shot from Karalis.
Anderson looking to stall.

Karalis pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Anderson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Karalis tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Karalis lands an overhand right.
Anderson throws a front kick aimed at Karalis's knee but Karalis avoids it well.
Karalis looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Anderson slips a jab and a cross from Karalis.
Anderson feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Karaliss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Anderson connects with a body shot that sends Karalis's belly button to the back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Karalis throws a nice inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Karalis.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Karalis misses with a kick to the body.
Anderson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Karalis throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Karalis looks to land a left hand but Anderson moved out of range nicely.
Alysian Karalis is winning the standup battle so far.
Karalis tries to land a body kick
and Anderson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Anderson lands a leg kick that knocks Karalis off balance momentarily.
Anderson tries to land a front kick but Karalis steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Anderson throws the kick towards the body but Karalis avoids it.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Karalis.
Karalis throws an off balance right hand
and Anderson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Karalis throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Karalis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Karalis throws the left hand but Anderson avoids the punch easily.
Anderson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Anderson misses with a low kick.
Karalis buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karalis scores with a jab.
Karalis checks a leg kick nicely.
Anderson throws a body kick that misses.
Anderson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Anderson is breathing heavily.
Karalis lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Anderson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Karalis tries to bum rush Anderson with a series of wild strikes but Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Karalis moves into range and clinches up with Anderson.
Anderson misses with a punch on the inside.
Karalis lands a knee to the body.
Karalis throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Anderson blocks it with crossed arms.
Karalis is trying to break free.
Knees in the clinch landing for Karalis.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right handed body shot lands from Karalis.
Karalis using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karalis lands with a left to the head.
Karalis throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Andersons head.
The referee calls for Anderson to work.

Karalis breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Karalis. That's going to slow Anderson down.
Karalis lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

The cut above Pamela Anderson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Karalis misses with a body kick.

Karalis takes the fight into the clinch.
Anderson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Alysian Karalis has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Karalis works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Karalis softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Karalis lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Karalis looking to throw knees to the head but Anderson is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alysian Karalis dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
That's time! Karalis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Anderson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Anderson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A head kick misses from Anderson.
Karalis looks to land a body kick but Anderson moved away.
Anderson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Anderson misses with a leg kick.
Karalis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anderson moves away.
Karalis scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Anderson throws a shot from downtown. Karalis moves away and avoids it.
Anderson thows a body kick. Karalis tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Anderson connects with a single shot there.
Anderson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Anderson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Anderson delivers a nice body kick.
Anderson misses with a low kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Karalis clinches up against the cage.
Anderson tries to break the clinch but Karalis is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karalis misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Anderson.
Karalis using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Anderson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Anderson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Anderson has a couple of punches blocked by Karalis.
Karalis misses with a punch to the body.
Karalis landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Anderson avoiding damage as Karalis throws knees to the body.
Karalis lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Anderson can't break the clinch.
Karalis tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Anderson avoids it.
Karalis working aggressively here.
Anderson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Karalis tries to work over Anderson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Karalis tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Karalis manages to break the clinch.
Pamela Anderson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Karalis drops his hands momentarily and Anderson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Karalis checks a leg kick.

Karalis rushes Anderson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Karalis lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Karalis tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Anderson avoids it.
Karalis lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Anderson swings wildly with an uppercut but Karalis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anderson blocks an uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Anderson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Karalis is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Anderson can do to turn this around?
Karalis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Karalis dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Karalis goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Karalis.
Karalis throws a head kick but Anderson moves out of range.
Karalis throws a body punch but Anderson moves out of range.
Karalis changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Anderson throws a head kick but Karalis moves out of range.
Anderson misses with a wild body shot.
Karalis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Karalis throws a nice inside leg kick.
Karalis throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Anderson stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Anderson moves forwards but Karalis connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Pamela Anderson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nice uppercut lands for Karalis. That snapped Anderson's head back.
Anderson fails with a takedown attempt.
Karalis fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karalis tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Karalis throws a right hand that Anderson ducks under and follows up with a left that Anderson also avoids with ease.
A nice leg kick lands there from Karalis.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anderson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pamela Anderson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alysian Karalis!
In his post fight interview, Alysian Karalis gave a big smile as he said 'Dude, bro, man, come on, you know? I mean come on, you know? Yeah! What!? Yeah!!'.