PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Payne Stewart Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Troy Slamen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stewart Jr comes to the ring accompanied by Cam'ron - Motivation. Slamen has chosen Jaws Theme as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Stewart Jr
vs
Slamen

178 cm
26
156 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

183 cm
28
163 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

Blitzkrieg Formula 5000 (95% Laundry)
Next Level Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Payne Stewart Jr!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Troy Slamen!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stewart Jr lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Payne Stewart Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stewart Jr throws a head kick that Slamen semi-blocks.
Stewart Jr scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Stewart Jr throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Stewart Jr scores with a leg kick.
Stewart Jr cracks Slamen with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Stewart Jr digs a good body shot into Slamen's ribs.
Stewart Jr connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Slamen fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Stewart Jr scores with a jab to the body.
Payne Stewart Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stewart Jr paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Stewart Jr throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slamen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Stewart Jr clinches up against the ropes.
Slamen wants a takedown but no success here.
Stewart Jr is working Slamen over against the ropes.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Stewart Jr as Slamen tries to tie him up.
Stewart Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Stewart Jr.
Stewart Jr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slamen backwards.
Stewart Jr lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Stewart Jr.
Stewart Jr lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Slamen is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stewart Jr lands a hook that snaps the head of Slamen backwards.
Slamen is still on wobbly legs! Can Stewart Jr finish him?
A nice glancing elbow lands by Stewart Jr.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stewart Jr gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Slamen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stewart Jr lands a damaging elbow.
Stewart Jr lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Slamen to his knees! Stewart Jr keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Payne Stewart Jr!
Payne Stewart Jr retains his lightweight title!
A relieved looking Payne Stewart Jr thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.