PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Binx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teppo Tulppu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Binx comes into the arena with The Baby Bean song blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Binx
vs
Tulppu

183 cm
24
302 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

225 cm
23
300 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lord Binx!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Teppo Tulppu!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Dean Styles and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tulppu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tulppu throws a right hand that Binx ducks under and follows up with a left that Binx also avoids with ease.
A telegraphed right hand from Tulppu misses the target.
Binx thows a body shot but no joy.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Binx throws a right and a left that Tulppu avoids nicely.
Binx slips under a jab.
Tulppu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Binx was well out of range. Poor timing from Tulppu.
Tulppu dips to his left and cracks Binx with an uppercut!
Binx throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tulppu misses with a wild body shot.
Some wild striking there from Tulppu.
Tulppu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice cross by Tulppu.
Tulppu's jab looks to have found its range, popping Binx under the eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tulppu cracks Binx with an open hand slap.
Binx just misses with a punch to the body.
Binx's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tulppu connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Binx scrambles back to his feet.
Tulppu shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Teppo Tulppu has been cut.
Tulppu throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Binx fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tulppu manages to avoid it.
Tulppu is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tulppu swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Binx.
Binx looks to score with a jab to the body but Tulppu is just out of range.
Tulppu scores with a hook to the body. Binx takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tulppu has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Tulppu fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Binx checks it well.
Tulppu pushes Binx away with a front kick.
Binx lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Binx looks to score with a jab to the body but Tulppu is just out of range.
Tulppu lands an overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Binx walks into a left hand.
Binx lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tulppu at a distance.
Binx misses with a straight right.
Binx takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Binx gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tulppu.
Lord Binx seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Binx throws a hook to the side of Tulppu's head but Tulppu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Binx walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Tulppu looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Binx looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Binx is rocked!
Binx throws a body punch but Tulppu moves out of range.
Tulppu misses with a low kick as Binx jumps back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tulppu scores with a jab.
Oh Binx is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Binx circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Tulppu. Binx falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Tulppu!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Teppo Tulppu!
Teppo Tulppu is the new super heavyweight champion!
Teppo Tulppu tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.