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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jake Tyler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyler comes to the cage accompanied by Yep. Cartman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be fireworks!
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185 lbs
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jake Tyler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyler shoots in and bounces Cartman off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Tyler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Tyler throws a big right hand that misses.
Tyler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tyler throws a big elbow that misses.
Tyler is looking to work some ground and pound but Cartman has wrist control.
Cartman controlling the position.
Cartman wants to sweep here but Tyler controlling him for the moment.
Tyler is looking to work some ground and pound but Cartman has wrist control.
Cartman utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Tyler slips nicely into half guard.
Tyler is working for a kimura but Cartman is defending it quite comfortably.
Cartman is trying to control but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Tyler thows a huge punch but Cartman dodges it nicely.
Cartman is trying to get back to full guard.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Eric Cartman hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Tyler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Tyler manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyler utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Tyler working for a triangle but Cartman defends it easily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Tyler looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Cartman stands and throws Tyler's legs to the side, diving into side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyler is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Cartman asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Cartman working the head and body with strikes.
Cartman is looking to take a break and control but Tyler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyler is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Tyler actively working from the bottom here.
Cartman sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Tyler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Tyler regains full guard. Nicely done.
Tyler has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cartman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control but Tyler is working from the bottom.
Tyler keeping full guard, as Cartman tries to pass.
Cartman stopping the sweep attempt from Tyler.
Tyler is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cartman chips away with some ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman working some strikes from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tyler has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cartman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jake Tyler will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
A punch combination from Tyler misses.
Tyler scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Tyler.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Tyler moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Tyler.
Tyler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt - Tyler sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Tyler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Tyler moves into the clinch successfully.
Tyler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That kick from Cartman tenderised Tyler's leg. Tyler is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cartman throws a right and a left that Tyler avoids nicely.
Tyler jabs Cartman right on the nose. Cartman blinks but takes it well.
Tyler throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman slips a jab and a cross from Tyler.
Tyler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cartman.
Tyler shoots in for a takedown but Cartman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Tyler shoots in looking for a takedown but Cartman manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Tyler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Tyler moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Tyler throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Tyler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cartman tries to avoid it but Tyler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cartman to the ground. Cartman escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jake Tyler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tyler tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Cartman lands a front kick.
Tyler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. Tyler looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman motions for Tyler to come forward. Cartman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Tyler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tyler scores with a three punch combo!
Tyler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tyler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Tyler.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tyler. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tyler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyler misses with the combination.
Cartman walks into a jab.
Tyler misses the shot to the body.
Jake Tyler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyler misses with a wild combination.
Tyler wants to clinch up but Cartman keeps it at a distance.
Tyler cracks a nice hook into Cartman's ribs.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tyler throws out the jab.
Jake Tyler is winning the standup battle so far.
Tyler misses with a lunging right hand
and Cartman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Tyler is out of range.
Cartman misses with a straight left.
Cartman moves out of range as Tyler strikes.
Tyler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Tyler lands with an uppercut that bounces Cartman off the cage and back into range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tyler moves away.
Tyler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Tyler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cartman as he jumps to the side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tyler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cartman.
Tyler throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Tyler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tyler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Cartman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tyler if he has to take too many more of those.
Tyler misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!
Cartman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nice straight punches there by Cartman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cartman.
Tyler shoots in for a takedown but Cartman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cartman is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Tyler rather than just go for the knockout.
Cartman moves out of range as Tyler strikes.
Tyler fails with the takedown.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tyler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tyler.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tyler tries to bum rush Cartman with a series of wild strikes but Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyler misses with a right hand
and Cartman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cartman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tyler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tyler misses with an uppercut
and Cartman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Tyler.
Cartman scores with a nice right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Tyler misses the target.
Cartman takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Tyler slips under a jab.
Tyler tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cartman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tyler scores with a one two! Cartman had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Tyler connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice jab there from Cartman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Tyler is just out of range.
Nice shot by Tyler.
A telegraphed right hand from Tyler misses the target.
Tyler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cartman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Cartman misses the jab.
Tyler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tyler's jab looks to have found its range, popping Cartman under the eye.
Tyler misses with a double jab
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tyler is looking to clinch.
Tyler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Tyler is rocked!
Tyler uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cartman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Cartman.
Nice takedown defense from Tyler. No joy for Cartman on that attempt.
Jake Tyler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice body punch from Tyler.
Tyler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tyler pinned against the cage. Tyler gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A swing and a miss from Tyler.
Tyler connects with a body shot.
Cartman swings for the body but Tyler moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tyler. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyler clobbers Cartman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cartman throws a body punch but Tyler moves out of range.
Tyler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cartman in his tracks.
Tyler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cartman is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Tyler.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyler tries for a takedown but Cartman sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Tyler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Cartman keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Decent striking displayed by Tyler there.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Tyler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Eric Cartman just about did enough to take it.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Tyler throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.
Cartman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tyler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tyler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tyler throws a hook but Cartman blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Tyler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tyler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cartman as he jumps to the side.
Tyler wants to clinch.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Tyler.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyler throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Cartman counter with a right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Tyler. That snapped Cartman's head back.
Tyler looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Tyler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman wants to sweep but no luck.
Cartman is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartman controlling Tyler's posture.
Tyler throws a big elbow that misses.
Tyler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jake Tyler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyler won't allow Cartman to sweep him here.
Cartman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Cartman controls Tyler momentarily but Tyler frees himself.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Eric Cartman was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Tyler tries to clinch up but Cartman circles away and keeps his distance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyler moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Tyler.
Tyler moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Tyler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tyler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Tyler is just out of range.
Tyler looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Tyler's head but Tyler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tyler tries to clinch up but Cartman circles away and keeps his distance.
Sloppy strikes from Tyler. Those never looked like landing.
Cartman on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Tyler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cartman doesn't seem bothered though.
Tyler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheers as Tyler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cartman doesn't seem phased though.
Cartman defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Tyler.
Tyler throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Tyler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyler tries to clinch but Cartman moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cartman.
Tyler misses with a hook.
Cartman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tyler scores with a hook to the body. Cartman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cartman.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Tyler.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyler thows a body shot but no joy.
Tyler looking to score a takedown here. Cartman is defending well but Tyler drives through and ends up in Cartman's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman trying to control the position.
Tyler works over Cartman with some ground and pound from guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake Tyler had his way with Eric Cartman in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Tyler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tyler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Cartmans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Tyler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cartman scores with a jab to the head.
Tyler moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyler.
Tyler shoots in but no luck this time.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tyler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tyler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cartman sprawls well initially but Tyler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Tyler.
Tyler frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Tyler throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyler throwing strikes here but Cartman is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Cartman tries to hold on but Tyler postures up.
Tyler looking to finish with strikes here!
Cartman avoids a series of strikes thrown by Tyler.
Cartman is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Tyler punching from mount but Cartman doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Cartman keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Tyler looking to finish with strikes here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Tyler tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Tyler has isolated one of Cartman's arms. Cartman looking to fight him off but Tyler twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 5, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jake Tyler!
Jake Tyler retains his welterweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Jake Tyler made sure he mentioned Revolution Fatigues, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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