PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mario Vista (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bill's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Shitty Fuckin' Bill. Shitty Bill has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bill
vs
Vista

225 cm
28
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

225 cm
26
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc
Non-Stop Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mario Vista!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Vista looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bill's corner calls for a 1-2. Bill obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bill misses with a series of wild punches.
Vista slips under a jab.
Bill misses the shot to the body.
Bill fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Vista looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bill avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bill changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bill circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bill dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vista looks gassed!
Vista just misses with a punch to the body.
Bill lands with a shot to the body.
Vista walks straight into a big right, left combination from Bill and drops to the floor! Oh, he's out cold! He's out cold! Wow, that finish was brutal! Congratulations to Bill as he moves his way up the rankings!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Shitty Bill!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Shitty Bill waved his t-shirt featuring Non-Stop Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.