PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Big Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Boom\ P.O.D. Kiss me where it smells is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Trae - asshole. Big Dick has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dick
vs
Kiss me where it smells

188 cm
23
190 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

180 cm
28
195 lbs
15 - 14 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Mauricio Rocha and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss me where it smells moves out of range of the strikes.
Dick lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kiss me where it smells at a distance.
Dick doesn't manage to clinch there - Kiss me where it smells circles away.
Dick closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Dick is looking to clinch.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kiss me where it smells with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Dick. Those never looked like landing.
Kiss me where it smells throws a combination. Dick tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Big Dick has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kiss me where it smells circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Kiss me where it smells.
Jab by Dick.
Dick tries to clinch but Kiss me where it smells is having none of it.
Kiss me where it smells throws a shot to the body.
Dick wants to clinch up but Kiss me where it smells keeps it at a distance.
Dick cracks Kiss me where it smells with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dick tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kiss me where it smells swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dick fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kiss me where it smells moves out of range of the strikes.
Kiss me where it smells takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kiss me where it smells throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiss me where it smells looks gassed!
Kiss me where it smells connects with a jab.
Kiss me where it smells uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dick.
Dick throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kiss me where it smells throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kiss me where it smells moves away.
Dick lands with a hook. Kiss me where it smells tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Some wild striking there from Kiss me where it smells.
Dick lands with a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick scores with a hook to the body. Kiss me where it smells takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dick takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Kiss me where it smells is rocked!

Dick clinches up with Kiss me where it smells and pushes him back against the cage.
Kiss me where it smells is still on wobbly legs! Can Dick finish him?
Dick is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

Dick pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dick is looking to wear down Kiss me where it smells with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dick wobbles Kiss me where it smells with a right hand and the left hook that follows puts him on his rear! Dick dives in with a huge flying punch that connects right on the button and puts Kiss me where it smells to sleep! - What a violent and spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Big Dick!
In his post fight interview, Big Dick started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.