PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between William Land (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maxie Beatyouupeasily (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beatyouupeasily is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Nacho Man. Maxie Beatyouupeasily acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Land
vs
Beatyouupeasily

220 cm
22
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
22
240 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, William Land!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maxie Beatyouupeasily!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Land moves in looking to clinch but Beatyouupeasily pushes him off.
No luck for Land with that takedown attempt.
Land tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Beatyouupeasily paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Land avoids a punch combination nicely.
Land looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a few strikes there.
Land shoots for a double leg takedown but Beatyouupeasily sprawls well. He's pushed Land's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Land. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Beatyouupeasily scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Land fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Land is looking to clinch.
Land really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A jab from Beatyouupeasily misses.

Land moves into the clinch successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Land jumps guard.
Beatyouupeasily would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Land will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Land is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Beatyouupeasily would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Beatyouupeasily stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Land swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Beatyouupeasily forces his way into half guard.
Beatyouupeasily is trying to control the action in half guard but Land is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Land wants to control but Beatyouupeasily is keeping busy.
Land is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Beatyouupeasily seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Land does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Beatyouupeasily wants to pass to mount but Land is defending the position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Land tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Land misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Land misses with an uppercut. Beatyouupeasily saw that one coming.
Beatyouupeasily should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Beatyouupeasily avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Beatyouupeasily throws an overhand right that lands on Land's shoulder, as Land tries to avoid the shot.
Land closes the distance and clinches up with Beatyouupeasily, looking for a takedown. Land pushes Beatyouupeasily against the cage but Beatyouupeasily circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Beatyouupeasily looks to land a left hand but Land moved out of range nicely.
Land tries to clinch there but Beatyouupeasily circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Land is looking to clinch but Beatyouupeasily is avoiding it.

Land scores a takedown into full mount!
Land is breathing heavily.

Beatyouupeasily bucks up and throws Land to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
Land tries to close the distance and clinch up but Beatyouupeasily swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Beatyouupeasily slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Land tries to clinch up.
Land showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Beatyouupeasily.
Land shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nice sprawl there from Beatyouupeasily as Land shoots in.
Land throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Beatyouupeasily!
Beatyouupeasily scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Beatyouupeasily lands with a right hand.
Beatyouupeasily throws a right and a left that Land avoids nicely.
Land will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Beatyouupeasily lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jab by Beatyouupeasily.
Beatyouupeasily throws a combination. Land tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Beatyouupeasily moves out of range as Land throws a body kick.
Land has a takedown stuffed.
Land avoids a punch combination nicely.

Beatyouupeasily tries to keep at a distance but Land has taken the fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maxie Beatyouupeasily dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nice sprawl there from Beatyouupeasily as Land shoots in.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a few strikes there.
Land tries to clinch up.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a body shot.
Land throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Beatyouupeasily's waist but Beatyouupeasily gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Land off to one side.

Land looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Beatyouupeasily thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Land trying to control the position from guard on top but Beatyouupeasily is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Land gets to his feet - Beatyouupeasily follows without any prompting.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Beatyouupeasily scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beatyouupeasily throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beatyouupeasily throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Land.
Land shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Land. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Land shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beatyouupeasily but Beatyouupeasily pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A combination from Beatyouupeasily does no damage.
Land shoots in but no luck this time.
Beatyouupeasily swinging wilding here.
Beatyouupeasily throws a half hearted mid kick.
Land has a takedown stuffed.
William Land is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Land fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Land fails to land the takedown.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a body shot.
No luck for Land with that takedown attempt.
Land avoids a punch combination nicely.
Maxie Beatyouupeasily is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Land tries to close the distance and clinch but Beatyouupeasily swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Beatyouupeasily has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Land shoots in for a double leg but Beatyouupeasily sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Land shoots in and drives through. Beatyouupeasily sprawls well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Land closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Land is looking to clinch.
Beatyouupeasily throws a head kick that misses.
Beatyouupeasily scores with a jab. Land acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A left and a right from Beatyouupeasily both land. Nice combination.

It looks like William Land has been cut.
Land showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Beatyouupeasily.
Beatyouupeasily throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Land.
Beatyouupeasily fails to land with a series of punches.
Beatyouupeasily lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Land looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Beatyouupeasily!
Beatyouupeasily flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beatyouupeasily wants to get back to his feet.
Beatyouupeasily slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Beatyouupeasily looks like he's trying to stand up.
Land wants to take a breather but Beatyouupeasily is having none of it.
Land prevents Beatyouupeasily from improving his position.
Beatyouupeasily missing with punches from the bottom.
Beatyouupeasily is holding on to half guard well.
Land is keen to just control but Beatyouupeasily is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maxie Beatyouupeasily showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on William Land's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Land shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beatyouupeasily but Beatyouupeasily pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Beatyouupeasily lands a nice shot to the body.
Land misses with a takedown attempt - Beatyouupeasily sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Land has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Beatyouupeasily connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Beatyouupeasily stuffs the takedown attempt from Land. Land gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Land. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Land fails with the takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a body shot.
No luck for Land with that takedown attempt.
Land changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Beatyouupeasily tries to avoid it but Land manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Beatyouupeasily to the ground. Beatyouupeasily escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Land is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Beatyouupeasily.
Land tries to clinch up.
Land looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Beatyouupeasily is fending him off so far but Land persists. Nope, Beatyouupeasily circles away and we're back to standing.
Land shoots in looking for a takedown. Beatyouupeasily tries to sprawl out of it but Land keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Beatyouupeasily manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Land tries to clinch but Beatyouupeasily moves out of range.
Land shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beatyouupeasily but Beatyouupeasily pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Beatyouupeasily misses with a two punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Land 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Land tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Beatyouupeasily swivels and escapes.
William Land seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beatyouupeasily circles away from the clinch attempt.
Land tries to close the distance and clinch up but Beatyouupeasily swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Land tries to clinch up.
Land tries to close the distance and clinch but Beatyouupeasily swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Land slips a straight right by Beatyouupeasily.
A combination from Beatyouupeasily does no damage.
Land tries to close the distance and clinch up but Beatyouupeasily swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Beatyouupeasily throws a good cross that connects.
Land shoots in for a double leg but Beatyouupeasily sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Land has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Land fails with an attempt to clinch.
Land keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Land shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Maxie Beatyouupeasily seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Land tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Beatyouupeasily swivels and escapes.
Beatyouupeasily throws a right and a left that Land avoids nicely.
Land tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Beatyouupeasily paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Land wants to clinch.
Land shoots in but no luck this time.
Land shoots in for a double leg but Beatyouupeasily sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Land fails with the takedown.
Beatyouupeasily scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Horrible takedown by Land or perhaps it was just good defense by Beatyouupeasily which made him look bad.
Land takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Land tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Beatyouupeasily paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Land looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
William Land has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Beatyouupeasily working a defensive guard here.
Beatyouupeasily has momentary wrist control but Land slips an elbow through the middle.
Land working some strikes from top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Maxie Beatyouupeasily comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Beatyouupeasily winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Maxie Beatyouupeasily!