PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fedor Funkyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexis Texas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Funkyama
vs
Texas

183 cm
25
260 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

190 cm
26
290 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fedor Funkyama!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alexis Texas!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funkyama tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Funkyama tries to clinch but Texas is having none of it.
Texas bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

It looks like Fedor Funkyama has been cut.
Texas tries to land a body kick

and Funkyama counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Funkyama.
Texas lands a hook that snaps the head of Funkyama backwards.
Funkyama has a couple of punches blocked by Texas.
Funkyama has a couple of punches blocked by Texas.
Texas effectively controlling the action here.
Funkyama lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Funkyama.
Funkyama tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Texas throws a punch but it's blocked by Funkyama.
Texas swings wildly with an uppercut but Funkyama uses good head movement to avoid it.
Funkyama lands a nice uppercut.
Texas misses with a punch on the inside.
Funkyama misses with a short punch on the inside.
Texas misses with a punch on the inside.
Funkyama blocks an uppercut.
Funkyama taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funkyama lands a body punch.
Funkyama misses with a punch to the body.
Texas blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Funkyama slowing the pace effectively.
Texas working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Funkyama.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Funkyama struggles to land a body shot inside as Texas controls his hands.
Texas tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Texas looking to slow down the pace here.
Funkyama tries a body shot but Texas blocks it.
Texas has a couple of punches blocked by Funkyama.
Funkyama is struggling to control the position.
Funkyama blocks a body shot from Texas.
Funkyama tries a body shot but Texas blocks it.
Texas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama lands an uppercut.
Texas trying to stall but Funkyama improves his position.
Funkyama misses with a punch to the body.
Texas blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Funkyama tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Funkyama lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Texas or not.
Funkyama lands with a short shot to the head.
Funkyama lands a nice uppercut.
Texas trying to control the position but instead, Funkyama has worked for underhooks and has pushed Texas into the cage.
Texas misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Funkyama scores with a shot to the side of Texas's head.
Funkyama lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Funkyama.
Funkyama scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Funkyama tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Texas avoids it.
Nice body punch from Funkyama - that landed with a thud.
A short right from Funkyama.
Texas looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Funkyama digs a right hand into Texas's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Texas's gas tank.
Good body shot from Funkyama.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Funkyama lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Funkyama pushes Texas back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Funkyama.
Texas prevents a body shot from Funkyama.
Funkyama lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Texas backwards.
Funkyama lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Funkyama.
Funkyama lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Funkyama lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Funkyama lands with a short shot to the head.
Funkyama lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Texas backwards.
Funkyama lands a right hand.
Funkyama lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Texas.
Funkyama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Texas backwards.

Texas is rocked!
Funkyama dips a shoulder and cracks Texas with a mighty uppercut! Texas falls back against the cage and Funkyama unloads with a barrage of strikes! Texas is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Funkyama screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fedor Funkyama!
Fedor Funkyama is the new super heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Fedor Funkyama thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.