PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kakashi Sensei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Spielberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spielberg has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Steven Spielberg looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Sensei
vs
Spielberg

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

186 cm
21
283 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kakashi Sensei!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Steven Spielberg!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Eliza Hachem and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sensei is looking to clinch.
Spielberg looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Sensei shoots in for a takedown but Spielberg shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Sensei drives through and clinches with Spielberg against the cage.
Sensei misses with a knee strike.
Sensei is trying to break free.
Sensei is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spielberg is defending well for now.
Spielberg wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sensei pushes off an throws an elbow but Spielberg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Sensei is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Spielberg avoiding damage as Sensei throws knees to the body.
Spielberg on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spielberg avoiding damage as Sensei throws knees to the body.
Sensei is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Spielberg pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sensei looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spielberg gets underhooks to prevent Sensei's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kakashi Sensei. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spielberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sensei's efforts to push away.
Sensei wants to break free but Spielberg has control.
Spielberg has Sensei pressed against the cage, preventing Sensei from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Spielberg has eaten all the pies!
Spielberg blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Sensei pulls guard effortlessly.

Sensei looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Spielberg stands up from guard. Let's bang!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sensei fails with the takedown

and Spielberg counters with a single leg into guard. Sensei didn't expect that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sensei keeping moving, preventing Spielberg from controlling successfully.
Sensei trying to keep a closed guard but Spielberg is proving a slippery customer.

Sensei escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Spielberg gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Sensei is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Spielberg has his hands clasped together but Sensei extends an breaks Spielberg's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Sensei.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kakashi Sensei!