PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Gazer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albert Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gazer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Cuts Like a Knife. Albert Fish told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Gazer
vs
Fish

200 cm
34
268 lbs
13 - 14 - 0

175 cm
34
248 lbs
33 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Peter Gazer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Albert Fish!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Edson Gomes and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Gazer. Those never looked like landing.
Fish walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Gazer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Gazer misses with a head kick.
Fish scores with a jab to the jaw.
Gazer misses with a takedown attempt - Fish sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fish uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gazer.
Donk. Fish catches Gazer right on the button with a cross.
Gazer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gazer throws a hook but Fish blocks it.
Gazer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fish moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gazer throws a right hand that Fish ducks under and follows up with a left that Fish also avoids with ease.
Fish tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gazer was well out of range. Poor timing from Fish.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fish.
Fish displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Peter Gazer has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fish takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gazer misses with a wild body shot.

Gazer scores with a takedown into Fish's guard.
Fish pulls Gazer in close to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gazer prevents Fish from getting back to his feet.
Fish avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gazer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Gazer works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Fish is trying to stand up here but Gazer is controlling him well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fish is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Gazer thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fish regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Gazer.
Gazer trying to control the position from guard on top but Fish is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gazer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Gazer wants to pass the guard but Fish is keeping the position.
Gazer pushes down on Fish's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Fish pushes Gazer off looking to stand but Gazer dives back in and keeps control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gazer scoring with strikes to the body and head.

It looks like Albert Fish has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Gazer is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fish doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Gazer.
Fish really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gazer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Gazer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Gazer will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fish tries to roll over but Gazer keeps him under control.
Gazer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Fish tries to roll over but Gazer keeps him under control.
Gazer controlling the action here.
Gazer is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That has opened up Albert Fish's cut even more.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Gazer lands a nice short elbow.

The cut above Albert Fish's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Gazer lands a nice short elbow.

Albert Fish's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Albert Fish's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Peter Gazer!
A very excited looking Peter Gazer rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.