PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Valien Champion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Penis Bez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Champion
vs
Bez

180 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

172 cm
23
178 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Valien Champion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Penis Bez!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Shigeki Sano and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Champion sizes up Bez with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Champion throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Bez darts in and clinches Champion up against the cage.
Bez keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Champion's efforts to push away.
Champion is trying to break free.
Champion misses with a body punch.
Bez has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Champion avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Bez pulls guard.

Bez looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Champion trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bez really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Champion. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bez utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Bez pushes Champion off and scrambles back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Champion digs a good body shot into Bez's ribs.
Champion misses with a series of wild punches.
Champion is breathing heavily.

Bez moves into the clinch.
Bez throws a knee to the head but misses.
Champion is looking to break free of the clinch but Bez has double underhooks.
Bez with a knee to the head.
Champion being controlled against the cage.
Bez is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

Bez ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Bez no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Champion trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Champion with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bez looking to hit a scissor sweep but Champion is one step ahead there.
Bez controlling Champion's posture.
Bez wants to sweep here but Champion controlling him for the moment.
Bez pulls Champion in close to his closed guard and prevents Champion from doing any damage or advancing position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Champion prevents Bez from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Penis Bez.
Bez closes this distance looking for a takedown but Champion circles away.

Bez has taken the fight to the clinch.
Champion tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bez's elbow.

Bez drags the fight down to the ground.
Bez looking to hit a scissor sweep but Champion is one step ahead there.

Bez is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Champion is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bez has control of Champion's left arm, preventing Champion from doing any damage.
Champion has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Champion postures up in Bez's guard and throws a big left but Bez blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bez has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Bez wants to sweep here but Champion controlling him for the moment.
Champion loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Bez has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Champion off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

Bez moves into the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bez obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Champion takes a knee right on the jaw!

Bez pulls guard.
Bez controlling Champion's posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Penis Bez dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bez instigates a clinch.
Champion tries to throw a body punch but Bez avoids it by throwing Champion back against the cage.

Bez lands a takedown into guard.
Bez's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Bez should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bez passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bez tries to pass the half guard into mount. Champion knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Champion wants to control but Bez is keeping busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bez decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Bez looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bez shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Champion as he jumps to the side.
Bez avoids the body shot from Champion.

Bez closes the distance and clinches.
Champion tries to circle away but Bez has him pinned against the cage.

Bez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Champion circles away from the clinch attempt.
A combination from Champion does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Champion misses with a series of wild punches.
Bez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Champion.
Champion throws a series of punches but Bez avoids them all with ease.

Bez drives through and clinches with Champion against the cage.
Bez misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Bez decides to pull guard.
Champion prevents Bez from getting back to his feet.
Bez is pulling down on Champion's head. It's preventing any offense from Champion, at least for the moment.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Let's hope that Bez has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bez can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bez is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Champion is aware though and is defending well.
Bez wants to stand up but Champion is controlling him.
Champion throwing strikes but missing.

Bez pushes Champion off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Bez lands with a kick to the temple. Champion shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A big right from Bez misses.
Bez doesn't manage to clinch there - Champion circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Champion avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Valien Champion is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bez throws a head kick but Champion moves out of range.
Bez tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Champion swivels and escapes.
Valien Champion has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Penis Bez.
Champion takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Champion displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bez.

Bez moves into the clinch successfully.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bez's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Bez receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Penis Bez showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Champion throws a body punch but Bez moves out of range.
Bez slips a straight right by Champion.

Bez fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Champion sprawls well initially but Bez persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Bez decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Champion rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bez is looking to clinch but Champion is avoiding it.

Bez moves into the clinch.
Champion has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bez after a bit of a struggle.

Bez breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Champion tries to keep at a distance but Bez has taken the fight into the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bez crunches a lovely knee into Champion's ribcage.
Champion is looking to break free of the clinch but Bez has double underhooks.
Champion gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bez.
Bez landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bez is struggling to control the position.
Bez wants a takedown but no success here.
Champion avoids a wild elbow strike from Bez.
Champion wants to get back to striking at distance but Bez won't allow it.
Bez scores a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Champion is pressed up against the cage. Bez has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Champion down to the mat. Champion avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Valien Champion has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Penis Bez.
Bez throws a head kick that half lands.

Bez darts in and clinches Champion up against the cage.
Champion has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Bez avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Bez tries to work over Champion's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bez is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Champion is trying to break the clinch but Bez has him pressed against the cage.
Bez is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

Bez jumps into guard, dragging Champion to the mat.

Bez had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Champion defends it easily.

Bez manages to escape and get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bez gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Bez escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Bez shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Champion manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Bez content to stall in guard here.
Bez's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Bez must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Penis Bez was stalling too much, according to the referee.

Bez pushes Champion up against the cage in a clinch.
Valien Champion has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bez connects with a nasty looking knee right to Champion's face.
Penis Bez is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Penis Bez seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bez has Champion pressed against the cage, preventing Champion from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bez scores with a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Champion has had enough of the clinch but Bez keeps him there for the moment.
Bez misses with a body punch.
Bez with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Penis Bez comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bez has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Penis Bez!