PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orville Redenbacher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Redenbacher kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Danger Zone. Yerface has chosen In Flames - Like You Better Dead as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Redenbacher
vs
Yerface

190 cm
28
220 lbs
26 - 5 - 1

190 cm
31
214 lbs
21 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Reaper Combatwear

160!
Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orville Redenbacher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Russell Pearce and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yerface avoids a kick to the body.
Redenbacher scores with a punch to the head.
Yerface bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Redenbacher's head.
Redenbacher waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Yerface.
Yerface throws a body punch but Redenbacher moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Yerface there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Yerface misses with an uppercut. Redenbacher saw that one coming.
Yerface moves out of range of the strikes.
Redenbacher works Yerface's body with a nice hook.
Yerface throws a poor cross that misses
and Redenbacher counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Redenbacher takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yerface cracks Redenbacher with a good jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yerface misses with a straight right.
Redenbacher takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Redenbacher throws a leg kick but Yerface sees it coming and moves out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Redenbacher.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface scores with a jab to the body.
Redenbacher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yerface was well out of range. Poor timing from Redenbacher.
A looping hook to the body misses from Redenbacher. Yerface does a little dance to reset his feet.
Redenbacher scores with a kick to the body.
Redenbacher misses with a low kick as Yerface jumps back.
Redenbacher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yerface was well out of range. Poor timing from Redenbacher.
Yerface jabs at Redenbacher's body.
Redenbacher throws a right and a left that both miss.
Redenbacher thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yerface connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Yerface lands with a thumping leg kick.
Yerface takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Yerface scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yerface throws a leg kick but Redenbacher moved away.
Yerface throws a body kick that misses.
Yerface dodges the punch combination from Redenbacher.
Yerface changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Redenbacher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yerface was well out of range. Poor timing from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher checks the leg kick.
Redenbacher looks to score with a jab to the body but Yerface is just out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Redenbacher as Yerface shoots in.
Redenbacher stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yerface.
Yerface throws a nice looking combination but Redenbacher bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Redenbacher checks the leg kick.
Redenbacher goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Redenbacher avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Redenbacher throws a low kick, looking for Yerface's leg but Yerface calmly moves out of range.
Redenbacher lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Redenbacher connects with a body shot.
Yerface takes a swing at Redenbacher's ribcage but misses.
Yerface misses with a double jab.
Redenbacher scores with a leg kick.
Yerface uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher lands a two punch combo.
Redenbacher misses with a body kick.
Yerface throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yerface tries a head kick but it misses.
Redenbacher swings for the body but Yerface moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher just misses with a punch to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yerface connects with a crisp jab.
Redenbacher scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Yerface pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yerface's corner calls for a 1-2. Yerface obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Yerface throws a hook to the side of Redenbacher's head but Redenbacher sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Redenbacher attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Yerface checks a low kick from Redenbacher.
A bone on bone clash there as Yerface blocks the leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Redenbacher fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Redenbacher misses with a low kick.
Yerface throws a wild body kick that Redenbacher sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Orville Redenbacher will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Redenbacher throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yerface throws out a leg kick but Redenbacher moves out of range and Yerface only half commits.

Yerface throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Redenbacher tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Yerface is in Redenbacher's guard.
Redenbacher keeping moving, preventing Yerface from controlling successfully.
Yerface tries to stand but Redenbacher is controlling from the bottom.
Yerface trying to control the position from guard on top but Redenbacher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Yerface passes Redenbacher's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Redenbacher makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Redenbacher.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Redenbacher keeping full guard, as Yerface tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Redenbacher is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Yerface showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Yerface accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Yerface stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Redenbacher swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Yerface postures up in Redenbacher's guard and throws a big left but Redenbacher blocks it.
Yerface with a flurry of punches that miss.
Yerface sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Redenbacher's guard.
Yerface is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Yerface slows the pace down in half guard.
Yerface is trying to control the action in half guard but Redenbacher is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Yerface is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Yerface controlling the action here.
Yerface has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Yerface prevents Redenbacher from improving his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Yerface trying to control the position from guard on top but Redenbacher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Redenbacher lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Yerface!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Redenbacher prevents Yerface from getting the reversal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Yerface cracks the inside of Redenbacher's front leg.
Yerface lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Yerface walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Redenbacher misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from Redenbacher misses its intended target.
Redenbacher digs a good body shot into Yerface's ribs.
Redenbacher lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Redenbacher blocks a jab.
Redenbacher motions for Yerface to come forward. Redenbacher throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Yerface steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Redenbacher.
Yerface scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Yerface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Redenbacher tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Yerface is able to avoid easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface misses with the combination.
Redenbacher thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yerface shoots in but no luck this time.
Yerface pivots, looking for a leg kick but Redenbacher is out of range and Yerface settles back down.
Redenbacher throws a shot to the body.
Yerface keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Yerface sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Yerface lands with an uppercut that bounces Redenbacher off the cage and back into range.
Yerface throws the left hand but Redenbacher avoids the punch easily.
Redenbacher uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Yerface.
Redenbacher pivots, looking for a leg kick but Yerface is out of range and Redenbacher settles back down.
Yerface throws a leg kick but Redenbacher sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yerface blocks a low kick nicely.
Redenbacher takes a swing at Yerface's ribcage but misses.
Yerface showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yerface moves away.
Redenbacher staying out of range there.
Yerface stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Redenbacher.
Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yerface takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Redenbacher swings for the body but Yerface moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Redenbacher.
Yerface throws out a loose jab but Redenbacher uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Redenbacher.
Yerface avoids the body shot from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher throws a hook to the side of Yerface's head but Yerface sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Yerface thows a body shot but no joy.
Yerface tries to work over Redenbacher's front leg with a kick but Redenbacher checks it.
Yerface throws an off balance right hand
and Redenbacher counters with a straight right hand.
Yerface ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Redenbacher moves away.
Yerface throws a lazy right hand but Redenbacher sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yerface scores with a jab to the body.
Yerface misses with a body kick.
No joy there for Redenbacher, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Redenbacher checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface scores with a jab to the body.
Yerface pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Redenbacher avoids the head kick by Yerface.
Yerface on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Yerface pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yerface avoids the body shot from Redenbacher.
Yerface misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Redenbacher misses.
Redenbacher throws a low kick but Yerface moves out of range easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Redenbacher fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yerface manages to avoid it.
Yerface bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Redenbacher's head backwards.
Yerface moves forwards but Redenbacher connects with a nice, crisp jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Orville Redenbacher showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Redenbacher has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:29
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Orville Redenbacher!
Orville Redenbacher decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.