PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chad Kauffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ignatius Reilly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kauffman comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Wayne- Up up and away. Chad Kauffman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kauffman
vs
Reilly

186 cm
28
223 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

190 cm
29
214 lbs
23 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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BioPharm Nutrition
Diamond Nutrition 160q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chad Kauffman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ignatius Reilly!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Chad Campbell and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kauffman scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Ignatius Reilly has been cut.
Kauffman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Reilly sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kauffman missing with a left hand there. Reilly was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kauffman throws a hook but Reilly blocks it.
An inside leg kick lands from Reilly.
Kauffman shoots in for a takedown but Reilly shows good takedown defense.
Kauffman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Reilly misses with a looping left.
Kauffman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Reilly moves forwards but Kauffman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kauffman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reilly.
Reilly has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kauffman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reilly moves out of range of the strikes.
Ignatius Reilly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kauffman throws a body punch but Reilly moves out of range.
Kauffman scoring well with a low kick there.
Kauffman throws a series of punches but Reilly moves out of range.
Kauffman looks for a takedown but Reilly sprawls well.
Reilly throws a leg kick which misses Kauffman's front leg but catches the back leg as Kauffman tries to avoid it.
Reilly throws a leg kick which misses Kauffman's front leg but catches the back leg as Kauffman tries to avoid it.
Kauffman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Reilly.
Reilly takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Chad Kauffman has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reilly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kauffman.
Reilly does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Reilly lands a nice hook to Kauffman's body. Kauffman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kauffman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reilly.
Kauffman takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kauffman slips under a jab from Reilly.
Kauffman blocks a leg kick.
Reilly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kauffman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kauffman just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kauffman tries for a takedown but Reilly sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chad Kauffman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Reilly on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kauffman looks to land a combination but Reilly avoids it well.
Reilly throws a leg kick
and Kauffman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Reilly takes the fight into the clinch.
Reilly digs a right hand underneath Kauffman's ribcage. Kauffman let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Reilly presses Kauffman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kauffman lands a damaging elbow.
Kauffman misses with some punches.
Kauffman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kauffman content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kauffman blocks an elbow strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short uppercut from Reilly.
Kauffman misses with a knee strike.
Kauffman blocks an elbow strike from Reilly.
Reilly lands with a short shot to the head.
Reilly prevents the takedown attempt.
Reilly trying to land knees to the body.
Kauffman misses with a body punch.
Kauffman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Reilly takes a shot to the head.
Reilly lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kauffman backwards.
Reilly throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kauffman's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Reilly working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kauffman wants to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ignatius Reilly will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A head kick by Kauffman misses
and Reilly counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reilly lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Kauffman crumples to the floor! Reilly milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ignatius Reilly!
A victorious Ignatius Reilly thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.