PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crowley Osbourne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barby Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Osbourne comes to the cage accompanied by Mr Crowley. Girl has chosen You're my heart, You're me soul as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Girl has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Osbourne
vs
Girl

175 cm
31
157 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

180 cm
29
240 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crowley Osbourne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barby Girl!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Girl.
Girl looks gassed!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Osbourne struggling a bit here.
Osbourne regains half guard.
Osbourne moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Girl is posturing up here but Osbourne has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Girl tries to roll out but it's too tight and Girl has to tap! Slick submission there by Osbourne!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Crowley Osbourne!
A relieved looking Crowley Osbourne thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.