PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Don Ninja Turtle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dwight Schrute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ninja Turtle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ninja turtles theme song!!!. Schrute has chosen Thunderstruck by AC DC as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Ninja Turtle
vs
Schrute

205 cm
28
265 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

194 cm
32
280 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Torment Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Don Ninja Turtle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dwight Schrute!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ninja Turtle tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick from Ninja Turtle lands but Schrute takes it in his stride.
Schrute is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ninja Turtle throws a leg kick which misses Schrute's front leg but catches the back leg as Schrute tries to avoid it.
Ninja Turtle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schrute.
Schrute lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ninja Turtle circles away quickly and effectively.
Ninja Turtle thumps Schrute with a low kick.
Jab by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle looks for the body kick but Schrute saw that one coming.
Schrute rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ninja Turtle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ninja Turtle scores with a push kick.
Ninja Turtle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ninja Turtle misses with a wild body shot.
Schrute cracks Ninja Turtle with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A combination from Schrute does no damage.
Ninja Turtle misses with a jab, cross combination.
Schrute lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ninja Turtle circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrute rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ninja Turtle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Schrute avoids the head kick by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle connects with an inside leg kick.
Schrute looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schrute takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Ninja Turtle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schrute misses with a looping left.
Ninja Turtle lands the left hand.
Ninja Turtle lands a nice looking kick to the body. Schrute takes a step back to recover.
Ninja Turtle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schrute was well out of range. Poor timing from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Schrute looks to land a combination but Ninja Turtle avoids it well.
Schrute takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ninja Turtle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schrute swings widly with a right hand
and Ninja Turtle counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Schrute is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Ninja Turtle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schrute throws a series of punches but Ninja Turtle avoids them all with ease.
Ninja Turtle slips a jab and a cross from Schrute.
Schrute looks gassed!
Schrute throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Schrute takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Schrute takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ninja Turtle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Schrute takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A kick lands to the mid section there for Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle connects with a leg kick. Schrute looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Schrute on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Schrute takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Schrute takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ninja Turtle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Schrute's head.
Schrute has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ninja Turtle.
A head kick from Ninja Turtle lands but Schrute takes it in his stride.

It looks like Dwight Schrute has been cut.
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle throws a nice head kick!
Ninja Turtle lands a front kick.
Schrute takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Ninja Turtle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ninja Turtle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ninja Turtle lands a high kick!
Ninja Turtle throws a nice head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ninja Turtle goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ninja Turtle is looking to wear down Schrute with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Schrute on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ninja Turtle lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Schrute has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ninja Turtle bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Schrute misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle scores with a nice body kick.
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle moves out of range of the strikes.
Good exchange - Ninja Turtle coming out on top.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Schrute.
Ninja Turtle pushes Schrute away with a front kick.
A left lands for Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Schrute's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ninja Turtle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ninja Turtle is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Schrute takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ninja Turtle changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ninja Turtle cracks Schrute with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ninja Turtle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ninja Turtle scores with a push kick.
Ninja Turtle is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Ninja Turtle scores with a sloppy right hand. Schrute should have avoided that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Ninja Turtle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dwight Schrute's cut.
That's time! Ninja Turtle's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Schrute on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ninja Turtle. Ninja Turtle obviously looking to wear him down.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Schrute might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Ninja Turtle has got the better of the exchanges.
A decent looking cross lands there for Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ninja Turtle throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Schrute.
Ninja Turtle takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ninja Turtle dodges the punch combination from Schrute.
Ninja Turtle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schrute.
Don Ninja Turtle is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ninja Turtle delivers a nice body kick.
Donk. Ninja Turtle catches Schrute right on the button with a cross.
Ninja Turtle misses with the combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ninja Turtle throws a leg kick which misses Schrute's front leg but catches the back leg as Schrute tries to avoid it.
Schrute misses the jab.
Schrute throws a combination that misses
and Ninja Turtle counters with a flying knee. Nice.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ninja Turtle.
Schrute is breathing heavily.
Ninja Turtle connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Ninja Turtle scores with a nice strike.
A combination from Schrute does no damage.
Ninja Turtle tests Schrute's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schrute throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Ninja Turtle counter with a right hand.
Ninja Turtle throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ninja Turtle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schrute can do to turn this around?
Ninja Turtle throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that half lands.
Ninja Turtle bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schrute takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Decent striking displayed by Ninja Turtle there.
Ninja Turtle lands with a kick to the temple. Schrute shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Schrute throws a big shot that misses.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Schrute crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Ninja Turtle - the referee stops the clock and Schrute gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Ninja Turtle. Schrute manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands with a kick to the temple. Schrute shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Schrute misses with a straight right.
Ninja Turtle takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Schrute takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ninja Turtle scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Ninja Turtle tries a head kick but it misses.
Schrute takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Ninja Turtle works the jab nicely.
Schrute might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Schrute looks to land a combination but Ninja Turtle avoids it well.
Schrute pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Ninja Turtle back to the cage. Schrute follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Ninja Turtle lands a front kick.
Ninja Turtle slips a jab and a cross from Schrute.
A left and a right from Ninja Turtle both land. Nice combination.
Schrute will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands a front kick.
Schrute takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Good exchange - Ninja Turtle coming out on top.
Schrute takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ninja Turtle throws a series of punches but Schrute moves out of range.
Schrute lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ninja Turtle circles away quickly and effectively.
Crunch! Ninja Turtle slams his shin into Schrute's torso.
Ninja Turtle slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Schrute has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Ninja Turtle lands with a slapping head kick.
Ninja Turtle throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ninja Turtle has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Schrute misses with an uppercut.
Ninja Turtle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Schrute swings for the body but Ninja Turtle moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Ninja Turtle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
An inside leg kick lands from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle scores with a shot to the body.
Ninja Turtle lands a high kick!
Ninja Turtle dodges the punch combination from Schrute.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ninja Turtle - that will leave a mark!
Schrute takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Schrute throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ninja Turtle counters with a head kick.
Ninja Turtle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ninja Turtle throws a nice head kick!
Don Ninja Turtle is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ninja Turtle lands a nice hook to Schrute's body. Schrute takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ninja Turtle scores with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Ninja Turtle dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dwight Schrute's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

A solid body kick from Ninja Turtle.
Schrute throws a nice looking combination but Ninja Turtle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Schrute takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ninja Turtle lands a nice hook to Schrute's body. Schrute takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ninja Turtle thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Schrute if he has to take too many more of those.
Ninja Turtle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ninja Turtle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ninja Turtle is looking to slow Schrute down with leg kicks.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ninja Turtle!
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ninja Turtle stuns Schrute with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Schrute crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Ninja Turtle - the referee stops the clock and Schrute gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Ninja Turtle. Schrute manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Schrute walks into a straight right hand from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle scores with a kick to the midsection.
Schrute takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ninja Turtle thumps Schrute with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrute dodges the punch combination from Ninja Turtle.
Schrute rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ninja Turtle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ninja Turtle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Schrute walks into a left hand.
Ninja Turtle fakes the leg kick and cracks Schrute in the body.
Ninja Turtle misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Schrute tries to bum rush Ninja Turtle with a series of wild strikes but Ninja Turtle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Schrute.
Ninja Turtle scores with a nice right hand.
A jab from Ninja Turtle does it's job there.
Schrute throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ninja Turtle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ninja Turtle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lets loose with a powerful body kick. Schrute will feel that in the morning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schrute walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Ninja Turtle scores with a body shot.
Ninja Turtle lands a jab to Schrute's midsection.
Ninja Turtle scores with a leg kick.
Schrute swinging wildly here.
A telegraphed right hand from Schrute misses the target.
Ninja Turtle lands with a hook. Schrute tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ninja Turtle ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ninja Turtle connects with a leg kick. Schrute looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ninja Turtle scores with a head kick. Schrute tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
No joy there for Schrute, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Schrute takes one on the button.
Ninja Turtle works Schrute's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice body punch.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick but Schrute moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle cracks Schrute with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ninja Turtle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ninja Turtle connects with a body shot that sends Schrute's belly button to the back.
Ninja Turtle slips a jab and a cross from Schrute.
Schrute has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Schrute there as he acknowledges the shot.
Schrute misses with a lunging right hand
and Ninja Turtle counters with an inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ninja Turtle.
Schrute misses with a few strikes there.
Schrute blocks a head kick by Ninja Turtle.
Schrute gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle cracks the inside of Schrute's front leg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schrute walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ninja Turtle comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Schrute on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ninja Turtle lands with a shot to the body.
Schrute has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle moves out of range as Schrute strikes.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Dwight Schrute has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schrute misses with a hook
and Ninja Turtle counters with an inside leg kick.
Ninja Turtle's jab looks to have found its range, popping Schrute under the eye.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ninja Turtle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Schrute connects with a body shot.
Don Ninja Turtle is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A slapping body kick lands there for Ninja Turtle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Don Ninja Turtle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ninja Turtle has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Don Ninja Turtle!
A relieved looking Don Ninja Turtle thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.