PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnie Ironz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frankestein Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ironz comes to the cage accompanied by Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra. Mir has chosen STOMP!!! by The Brothers Johnson!!! as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ironz
vs
Mir

188 cm
24
279 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

185 cm
27
277 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnie Ironz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frankestein Mir!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Ironz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mir with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mir slips a straight right by Ironz.
Ironz looks to land a right hand but Mir moved out of range.
Ironz misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mir counters with a good, hard body kick but Ironz shrugs it off.
Arnie Ironz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ironz fakes the leg kick and cracks Mir in the body.
Ironz attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ironz cracks Mir with a right hand to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A combination from Ironz does no damage.

Mir shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Mir showed some decent athleticism there.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Mir wants to work for an arm triangle but Ironz is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Mir wants to pass the guard but Ironz is defending well.
Ironz looks like he's trying to stand up.

Mir is working for a kimura but Ironz is defending it quite comfortably.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mir is looking for a kimura here.

Mir is looking for a kimura here.
Mir wants to pass the guard but Ironz is defending well.
Ironz pushes Mir off looking to stand but Mir dives back in and keeps control.

Mir looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Ironz wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mir is pressing down on Ironz's thigh, looking to free his foot. Ironz is holding on for now.

Mir is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ironz doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mir.
Ironz is looking to escape.
Mir has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Mir putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You get the feeling that Ironz really doesn't like being in this position too much.

Mir is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Ironz is surviving well by controlling Mir's body position as best he can.
Ironz is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Mir working the ground and pound effectively.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ironz is squirming around, avoiding Mir's attempts to control the action.
Ironz trying desperately to get to his feet.
Mir raining down shots from the mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Mir is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Ironz is surviving well by controlling Mir's body position as best he can.
Mir loads up with a big shot that hurts Ironz! He's pulled Mir in close but Mir has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Ironz survive? More strikes from Mir and Ironz is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Frankestein Mir!
Frankestein Mir thanked the fans post fight for their support.