PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quik Yin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). P Coltrane's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song. Yin is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I Got A Feeling (lol :P). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

P Coltrane
vs
Yin

195 cm
29
190 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

185 cm
34
200 lbs
28 - 23 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roscoe P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Quik Yin!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yin dives in and grabs P Coltrane's left leg, looking for a takedown. P Coltrane pushes down on Yin's head and hops out.
P Coltrane scores with a nice strike.
Yin doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting P Coltrane counter with a right hand.

Yin closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Yin working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Yin tries to score with some ground and pound. P Coltrane controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.

Yin goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, P Coltrane has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Yin but great work by P Coltrane.
P Coltrane cracks Yin with an elbow. That is naaassty.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sloppy strikes there by P Coltrane.

P Coltrane is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Yin has escaped the position, nice work there.
P Coltrane tries to advance to mount but Yin denies him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane in side control, throwing shots but Yin defends.
P Coltrane wants to control but Yin is keeping him busy.
P Coltrane in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Yin struggling a bit here.
P Coltrane wants to lay and pray for a moment but Yin keeps working.
P Coltrane scoring with punches and elbows.
P Coltrane wants to lay and pray for a moment but Yin keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yin taking punishment in the form of punches.
P Coltrane in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
P Coltrane working the ground and pound from side control.
P Coltrane has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
P Coltrane is putting a hurting on Yin here, landing some big shots from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!

P Coltrane working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The ground and pound from P Coltrane seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
P Coltrane has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Yin tries to reverse the position but P Coltrane maintains control.
Yin wants to hold on but P Coltrane pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yin takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
P Coltrane in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
P Coltrane trying to control but he's not successful this time.
P Coltrane lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

It looks like Quik Yin has been cut.
Yin wants to control but P Coltrane is having none of it.
P Coltrane postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Yin in real trouble here! The ref calls for Yin to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roscoe P Coltrane!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Roscoe P Coltrane made sure he mentioned Real Fighters Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.