PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Kafka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trent Pope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kafka kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Haters Gonna Hate. Pope comes into a darkened arena with his song building. LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kafka
vs
Pope

200 cm
30
265 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

198 cm
30
273 lbs
23 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Franz Kafka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Trent Pope!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, William Peck and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kafka pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pope is out of range and Kafka settles back down.
Kafka scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Kafka scoring well with a low kick there.
Kafka scores with a punch to the head.
Pope swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Kafka counters with a nice body shot.
Donk. Kafka catches Pope right on the button with a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pope blocks a head kick by Kafka.
Pope throws a low kick but Kafka moves out of range easily.
Pope ducks under a wild hook from Kafka.
Pope misses with a lunging right hand
and Kafka counters with a nice uppercut.
Pope uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kafka.
Kafka misses with a body shot.
Pope walks into a straight right hand from Kafka.
Pope takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pope ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kafka moves away.
Kafka avoids the body shot from Pope.

Kafka lands a left and a right that send Pope crashing to the mat, dazed. Kafka thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whack! Kafka lands a heavy head kick that drops Pope. The ref tackles Kafka to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Pope was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Franz Kafka!
Franz Kafka tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.