PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirk Megaphny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Harrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harrison has chosen East London Rap - Wha we a bout as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Megaphny
vs
Harrison

190 cm
30
275 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

195 cm
27
268 lbs
17 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kirk Megaphny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles Harrison!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harrison takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Harrison throws a shot from downtown. Megaphny moves away and avoids it.
Megaphny fails to land with a series of punches.
Megaphny dodges the punch combination from Harrison.
Harrison scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Kirk Megaphny has been cut.
Megaphny misses the body punch

and Harrison counters with a crisp one two that drops Megaphny! Harrison thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Megaphny to his feet! Megaphny is in big trouble!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slow jab from Harrison misses its intended target.
Megaphny bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Megaphny takes a swing at Harrison's ribcage but misses.
Harrison misses with a wild body shot.
Megaphny connects with a good right hand that stumbles Harrison. Harrison circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
No joy there for Megaphny, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A jab from Harrison misses.
Megaphny fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Harrison swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big right from Harrison misses.
Megaphny throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrison misses with a looping right.
Harrison takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Harrison fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice straight punches there by Megaphny. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Megaphny.
A slow jab from Megaphny misses its intended target.
Harrison drops his hands momentarily and Megaphny takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Harrison gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Harrison swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Megaphny displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Harrison throws out the jab.
Harrison will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Megaphny uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harrison.
A nice inside leg kick there by Megaphny. That's going to slow Harrison down.
Harrison connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harrison looks to land a left hand but Megaphny moved out of range nicely.
Harrison falls off balance throwing a combination
and Megaphny counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny slips under a jab from Harrison.
Megaphny misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Harrison.
Harrison stalks Megaphny and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Megaphny's face. Megaphny staggers backwards, shaken.
Megaphny misses with an uppercut.
Harrison misses with a straight right.
Megaphny tries to clinch there but Harrison circles away.
Harrison throws a series of punches but Megaphny avoids them all with ease.
Harrison misses with the combination.
Harrison thows a left - swing and a miss!
Megaphny fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Harrison thows a left - swing and a miss!
A left lands for Harrison.
Harrison misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny lands with an uppercut that bounces Harrison off the cage and back into range.
Harrison drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Nice uppercut lands for Megaphny. That snapped Harrison's head back.
Megaphny misses with a hook.
Megaphny just misses with a punch to the body.
Megaphny waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Harrison.
Harrison misses with a series of wild punches.
Harrison throws an off balance right hand
and Megaphny counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Megaphny digs a good hook to Harrison's body.
Megaphny fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Harrison.
Harrison might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Megaphny bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Megaphny throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Harrison sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Megaphny drives through and clinches with Harrison against the cage.
Megaphny tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Harrison avoids it.
Megaphny lands a body punch in the clinch.

Megaphny's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny thows a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Megaphny does it's job there.
Harrison's corner calls for a 1-2. Harrison obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Megaphny lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Harrison throws a lazy right hand but Megaphny sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Harrison misses the target.
Megaphny on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Megaphny takes a swing at Harrison's ribcage but misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Megaphny, right into the meat.
A jab lands there for Megaphny.
Harrison lands a jab to Megaphny's midsection.
Harrison checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Megaphny jabs Harrison to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A slapping leg kick lands for Megaphny.
Harrison looks gassed!
Harrison lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Megaphny circles away quickly and effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Charles Harrison will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kirk Megaphny's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Megaphny lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Megaphny connects with a body shot that sends Harrison's belly button to the back.
Megaphny swinging wildly here.
Megaphny scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Harrison looks to land a left hand but Megaphny moved out of range nicely.
Harrison throws a poor cross that misses
and Megaphny counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Megaphny lands with a kick to the ribs.

Megaphny moves into the clinch.
Harrison wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Megaphny escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Megaphny scores with a decent looking hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harrison misses with a straight left.
Megaphny just misses with a punch to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Megaphny.
Megaphny scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrison fails to land with a series of punches.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Harrison in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Megaphny scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Megaphny scoring well with a low kick there.
Harrison is breathing heavily.
Megaphny lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Harrison takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Harrison is rocked!
Megaphny closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Harrison! Megaphny dives in looking to finish! Harrison is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kirk Megaphny!
A very excited looking Kirk Megaphny made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.