PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Estuprador De Criancinha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thiago Oliveria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Estuprador De Criancinha
vs
Oliveria

180 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

185 cm
24
215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Estuprador De Criancinha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thiago Oliveria!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Thiago Cunha and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Criancinha throws a head kick that Oliveria semi-blocks.
De Criancinha fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
De Criancinha moves in looking to clinch but Oliveria pushes him off.
De Criancinha walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Thiago Oliveria seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oliveria checks a leg kick.
De Criancinha misses with a jab, cross combination.
Oliveria swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
De Criancinha could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
De Criancinha throws a shot to the body.
Oliveria throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Oliveria rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but De Criancinha moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
De Criancinha stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Oliveria.
De Criancinha scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
De Criancinha tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oliveria lands a head kick!

It looks like Estuprador De Criancinha has been cut.
De Criancinha throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Oliveria throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
De Criancinha misses with a double jab.
Oliveria lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
De Criancinha takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Oliveria pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oliveria throws a low kick but De Criancinha moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Criancinha moves out of range of the body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Oliveria.
De Criancinha is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Oliveria.
Oliveria lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Oliveria pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oliveria bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Nice body kick there by Oliveria.
Oliveria tries to bum rush De Criancinha with a series of wild strikes but De Criancinha uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
De Criancinha checks a low kick from Oliveria.
Oliveria throws a combination. De Criancinha tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Oliveria pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oliveria looks gassed!
Oliveria misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A leg kick checked by De Criancinha.
De Criancinha works over Oliveria's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice shot by Oliveria.
De Criancinha tries to close the distance and clinch but Oliveria swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oliveria motions for De Criancinha to come forward. Oliveria throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
De Criancinha misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Criancinha sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Some wild striking there from Oliveria.
Good work by De Criancinha as he checks the leg kick.
De Criancinha avoids the body shot from Oliveria.
De Criancinha pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oliveria pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oliveria pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
De Criancinha tries to bum rush Oliveria with a series of wild strikes but Oliveria uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Oliveria swings for the body but De Criancinha moves out of range.
De Criancinha throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
De Criancinha will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
De Criancinha throws the left hand but Oliveria avoids the punch easily.
De Criancinha slips a jab and a cross from Oliveria.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from De Criancinha.
Oliveria throws a head kick that misses.
Oliveria throws a leg kick but De Criancinha moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Criancinha throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A combination from Oliveria does no damage.
De Criancinha blocks a head kick by Oliveria.
Oliveria on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Some wild striking there from Oliveria.

De Criancinha gets in close and instigates a clinch.
De Criancinha looking to slow down the pace here.
Oliveria missing with knees to the body.

De Criancinha pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Oliveria slips a jab and a cross from De Criancinha.
Sloppy strikes from De Criancinha. Those never looked like landing.
De Criancinha takes a kick to the side of the head.
De Criancinha throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Oliveria.
Oliveria tries to land a leg kick but De Criancinha saw it coming and moves away.
De Criancinha throws a right hand that Oliveria ducks under and follows up with a left that Oliveria also avoids with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oliveria tries to score with a low kick but De Criancinha moves his leg out of the way.
Oliveria ducks under a wild hook from De Criancinha.
De Criancinha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
De Criancinha looks to land a combination. Oliveria sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Oliveria misses with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
De Criancinha throws a head kick that misses.
De Criancinha tries to clinch but Oliveria is having none of it.
Oliveria pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De Criancinha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De Criancinha checks a low kick from Oliveria.
Oliveria misses with a wild combination.
Oliveria pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Oliveria is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Oliveria pushes De Criancinha away with a front kick.
De Criancinha rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Oliveria moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
De Criancinha throws a head kick that misses.
Oliveria misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thiago Oliveria dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Estuprador De Criancinha's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Some wild striking there from Oliveria.
Oliveria thows a body shot but no joy.
A head kick misses from Oliveria.
De Criancinha misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Oliveria digs a good body shot into De Criancinha's ribs.
Oliveria keeps De Criancinha at a distance using the push kick.
De Criancinha throws a right hand that Oliveria ducks under and follows up with a left that Oliveria also avoids with ease.
Thiago Oliveria seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oliveria looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Oliveria tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
De Criancinha tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Oliveria paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oliveria scores with a three punch combo!
Oliveria will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Oliveria.
De Criancinha throws a head kick that misses.
Oliveria is breathing heavily.
De Criancinha misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
De Criancinha slips a jab and a cross from Oliveria.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! De Criancinha crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Oliveria - the referee stops the clock and De Criancinha gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Oliveria. De Criancinha manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Criancinha misses with a body kick.
Oliveria throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
De Criancinha has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oliveria.
De Criancinha moves in looking to clinch but Oliveria pushes him off.
Oliveria lands with a right hand.
Oliveria is looking to score with low kicks.
De Criancinha tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oliveria lands with a kick to the ribs.
Some bone on bone action there as De Criancinha checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Oliveria tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
De Criancinha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The fight stays on the outside here - De Criancinha looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
De Criancinha tries to clinch but Oliveria moves out of range.
Oliveria connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between De Criancinha's hands.
De Criancinha looks to land a right hand but Oliveria moved out of range.
Estuprador De Criancinha is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Oliveria fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and De Criancinha has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oliveria fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Oliveria blocks a head kick by De Criancinha.
De Criancinha scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Oliveria doesn't seem bothered though.
Oliveria moves out of range of the body kick from De Criancinha.

De Criancinha closes the distance and clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oliveria wants to get back to striking at distance but De Criancinha won't allow it.
De Criancinha throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
De Criancinha throws a knee to the head but misses.
De Criancinha pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Oliveria wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Oliveria wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Oliveria wants to break the clinch but can't.
Oliveria on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
De Criancinha is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
De Criancinha is looking to control Oliveria's arms but Oliveria gets an underhook and turns him. Now De Criancinha has his back to the cage.
Oliveria wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but De Criancinha has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Criancinha throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Oliverias head.
Oliveria wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but De Criancinha has him pressed against the cage.
De Criancinha looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Oliveria prevents a body shot from De Criancinha.
De Criancinha is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Oliveria blocking some punches.

De Criancinha pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
De Criancinha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Oliveria throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
De Criancinha throws a nice looking combination but Oliveria bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Oliveria throws a head kick but De Criancinha moves out of range.
De Criancinha pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
De Criancinha tries to clinch there but Oliveria circles away.
De Criancinha throws a series of punches but Oliveria avoids them all with ease.
De Criancinha defending well as Oliveria loads up on a big left hand.
De Criancinha will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
De Criancinha has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
De Criancinha has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Oliveria.
Oliveria throws the left hand but De Criancinha avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Criancinha tries a low kick but Oliveria avoids it.
De Criancinha throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Oliveria.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De Criancinha connects with an inside leg kick.
De Criancinha tries to clinch there but Oliveria circles away.
De Criancinha avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
De Criancinha checks the leg kick nicely there.
De Criancinha misses with a two punch combination.
Oliveria fakes a jab and throws a low kick but De Criancinha checks it well.
Oliveria moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
De Criancinha blocks a head kick by Oliveria.
De Criancinha misses with a wild combination.
De Criancinha misses with a two punch combination.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Oliveria tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
De Criancinha wants to clinch.
Oliveria fakes high and swings low for a body shot but De Criancinha manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thiago Oliveria showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Estuprador De Criancinha's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!

De Criancinha throws a solid leg kick but Oliveria takes the impact on his shin and smiles at De Criancinha.
De Criancinha avoids the head kick by Oliveria.
A head kick misses from Oliveria.
De Criancinha checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Oliveria thumps De Criancinha with a low kick.
Oliveria keeps the fight on the outside.
Oliveria blocks a jab.
De Criancinha doesn't manage to clinch there - Oliveria circles away.
De Criancinha scoring well with a low kick there.
Oliveria shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
De Criancinha has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Oliveria.
De Criancinha avoids the head kick by Oliveria.
De Criancinha tries to clinch but Oliveria moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Oliveria blocks the leg kick.
Oliveria lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Oliveria tries a head kick but it misses.
Oliveria takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
De Criancinha is looking to clinch but Oliveria is avoiding it.
Oliveria fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but De Criancinha is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Criancinha fails in his attempt to clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by De Criancinha as he connects with a hook.
De Criancinha misses with a series of wild punches.
De Criancinha moves in looking to clinch but Oliveria pushes him off.
Oliveria throws a sloppy head kick and De Criancinha moves out of range easily.
De Criancinha fails to land with a series of punches.
Oliveria chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before De Criancinha can pounce on him.
De Criancinha scoring well with a low kick there.
Oliveria throws a head kick that misses.
De Criancinha tries to close the distance and clinch but Oliveria swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oliveria avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
De Criancinha fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
De Criancinha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De Criancinha scores with a jab.
De Criancinha takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Oliveria throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oliveria moves out of range as De Criancinha throws a body kick.
De Criancinha throws a right hand that Oliveria ducks under and follows up with a left that Oliveria also avoids with ease.
No joy there for De Criancinha, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Oliveria lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Oliveria lets loose with a powerful body kick. De Criancinha will feel that in the morning.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De Criancinha fails to land with a series of punches.
Oliveria dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Oliveria avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oliveria moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
De Criancinha tries a head kick but it misses.
Oliveria throws a head kick that half lands.
De Criancinha throws a solid leg kick but Oliveria takes the impact on his shin and smiles at De Criancinha.
Oliveria chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Oliveria.
De Criancinha throws a leg kick that misses.
De Criancinha misses with a two punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oliveria slips a jab and a cross from De Criancinha.
Oliveria throws a right hand that De Criancinha ducks under and follows up with a left that De Criancinha also avoids with ease.
Oliveria connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
De Criancinha throws a nice looking combination but Oliveria bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

De Criancinha darts in and clinches Oliveria up against the cage.
Oliveria working De Criancinha over with knees to the body.
De Criancinha is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

Oliveria pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
De Criancinha throws a low kick but Oliveria avoids it.
Oliveria avoids a kick to the body.
Good leg kick by De Criancinha there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Oliveria. De Criancinha shrugs it off though.
De Criancinha is looking to clinch but Oliveria is avoiding it.
De Criancinha throws a sloppy head kick and Oliveria moves out of range easily.
Oliveria lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
De Criancinha avoids the head kick by Oliveria.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oliveria tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
De Criancinha misses with a double jab.
Oliveria looks for the body kick but De Criancinha saw that one coming.
De Criancinha misses with a looping left.
De Criancinha misses with a few strikes there.
De Criancinha fails to land with a series of punches.
De Criancinha steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Oliveria. That one must have hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oliveria displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Oliveria tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Oliveria misses with a looping left.
De Criancinha thows a left - swing and a miss!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
De Criancinha pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oliveria throws a leg kick but De Criancinha sees it coming and moves out of range.
Oliveria throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Estuprador De Criancinha has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thiago Oliveria is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
De Criancinha throws a right and a left that both miss.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Thiago Oliveria.
I've got Oliveria winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 28:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thiago Oliveria!