PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robbie Jock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Omgnnonononon Lolololololol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jock
vs
Lolololololol

205 cm
25
277 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

193 cm
26
275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

Dynamic Nutrition $35 159 Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robbie Jock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Eddie Farnsworth and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Jock as Lolololololol shoots in.

Lolololololol gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Jock to score an easy takedown into full guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Lolololololol holds on and takes a little breather.
Lolololololol bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jock's guard.

Jock throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Lolololololol avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Lolololololol trying to control the position from guard on top but Jock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jock trying to keep a closed guard but Lolololololol is proving a slippery customer.

Jock is looking for a triangle here but Lolololololol uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Lolololololol passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Jock!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jock tries to reverse the position but Lolololololol maintains control.
Jock slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Jock is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Lolololololol pulls his head out easily.
Lolololololol lands strikes from half guard.

Jock looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Jock strikes from the bottom but Lolololololol uses the opportunity to move to side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Jock takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jock is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Lolololololol's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Jock gets full guard.

Jock has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lolololololol can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Jock keeping moving, preventing Lolololololol from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jock looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Lolololololol got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jock has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Lolololololol has managed to get both his arms back between Jock's legs - danger averted.
Jock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Jock is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Lolololololol defends well.
Lolololololol trying to control the position from guard on top but Jock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Lolololololol accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Lolololololol trying to control but Jock is working from the bottom.
Lolololololol might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jock kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Jock working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Lolololololol has passed into half guard!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jock is trying to get back to full guard.
Lolololololol working over Jock with some ground and pound. Jock looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lolololololol working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lolololololol trying to control from half guard but Jock is working away.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jock manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Lolololololol trying to control but Jock is working from the bottom.

Jock has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lolololololol can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Lolololololol wants to control from the top but Jock keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol scoring with punches to the head and body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lolololololol is stalling in the full guard.

Jock is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jock keeping moving, preventing Lolololololol from controlling successfully.

Jock is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Lolololololol keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jock's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Jock is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Jock looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Omgnnonononon Lolololololol dominated that round.
That's time! Jock's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lolololololol leaves Jock with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jock closes the distance and clinches up with Lolololololol, looking for a takedown. Jock pushes Lolololololol against the cage but Lolololololol circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jock shoots in looking for a takedown. Lolololololol tries to sprawl out of it but Jock keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lolololololol manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robbie Jock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jock shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lolololololol as he avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jock shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

so Lolololololol counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lolololololol working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lolololololol pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jock is keeping the position for now.

Lolololololol avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Lolololololol scoring with some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol trying to control but Jock is working from the bottom.

Jock working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lolololololol doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lolololololol manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Lolololololol lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Jock looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Lolololololol has picked Jock up and slammed him! Jock can't keep hold of the triangle and Lolololololol manages to pass to side control!
Lolololololol trying to control the position but Jock is working away.
Jock tries to bench press Lolololololol off him but Lolololololol keeps the position.
Jock is not content to let Lolololololol control the position.
Lolololololol cracks Jock with a big right hand but Jock just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Lolololololol tries to move to mount but Jock blocks the move with his legs.
Jock tries to strike from the bottom but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Jock manages to work his way to half guard, despite Lolololololol's best efforts.
Nice strikes from Lolololololol there.
Nice strikes from Lolololololol there.
Lolololololol landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Lolololololol moves into full mount! Jock won't be happy about that!
Jock bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jock working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jock stopping the sweep attempt from Lolololololol.
Jock is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Lolololololol preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jock postures up in Lolololololol's guard and throws a big left but Lolololololol blocks it.
Jock preventing the sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol has momentary wrist control but Jock slips an elbow through the middle.
Lolololololol is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jock connects with a couple of short punches.
Jock will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jock landing with the ground and pound.
Jock working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lolololololol's head.
Lolololololol pulls Jock in close to prevent any damage.
Lolololololol utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Omgnnonononon Lolololololol has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jock postures up and lands a big shot to Lolololololol's brow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lolololololol wants to sweep but no luck.
Lolololololol trying to control the position.
Jock chips away with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Omgnnonononon Lolololololol will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Lolololololol closes the distance and clinches up with Jock, looking for a takedown. Lolololololol pushes Jock against the cage but Jock circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jock misses with a takedown attempt - Lolololololol sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Jock moves into the clinch.
Jock can't get the takedown.
Lolololololol is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Jock is defending well.
Jock wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robbie Jock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jock drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jock looking for a takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jock has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Lolololololol clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Lolololololol breaks Jock's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Lolololololol advances position into side control!
Lolololololol scoring with punches from side control.
Jock tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lolololololol working the head with strikes.
Lolololololol lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jock regains half guard.
Nice strikes from Lolololololol there.
Lolololololol is looking to take a break and control but Jock is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jock has a hand on Lolololololol's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Lolololololol takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jock is in all sorts of trouble here.
Lolololololol looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Jock is in all sorts of trouble here.
The referee warns Jock that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Jock is rocked!
Jock is wriggling around trying to escape.
Oh Jock is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jock is working hard here to advance position.
Lolololololol postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Jock bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Lolololololol and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!