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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aleks Malinkovikh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is My Dick. Malinkovikh has chosen Disturbed - Down with the sickness as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Aleks Malinkovikh will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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297 lbs
1 - 4 - 0 |
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220 cm
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296 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aleks Malinkovikh!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Eddie Farnsworth and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anaconda scores with a hook.
Anaconda stalks Malinkovikh and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Malinkovikh's face. Malinkovikh staggers backwards, shaken.
Malinkovikh defending well as Anaconda loads up on a big left hand.
Anaconda lands with a nice combination. Malinkovikh backs away looking to recover.
Malinkovikh dodges the punch combination from Anaconda.
Anaconda throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with the combination.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
A punch combination from Anaconda misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Anaconda swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Danga de danga de dang - Anaconda scores with a four punch combination!
Anaconda misses with a series of wild punches.
Anaconda lands with a nice combination. Malinkovikh backs away looking to recover.
Aleks Malinkovikh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda looks to land a combination but Malinkovikh avoids it well.
Anaconda throws a right hand that Malinkovikh ducks under and follows up with a left that Malinkovikh also avoids with ease.
Anaconda scores with a sloppy right hand. Malinkovikh should have avoided that one.
Anaconda throws a right hand that Malinkovikh ducks under and follows up with a left that Malinkovikh also avoids with ease.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Anaconda uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Anaconda lands a jab-cross combination.
Anaconda fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Anaconda misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anaconda Anaconda dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Malinkovikh takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
No joy there for Anaconda, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Anaconda will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Anaconda slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anaconda will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Anaconda throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Anaconda swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Anaconda misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Anaconda rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Malinkovikh moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Anaconda throws a right and a left that both miss.
Anaconda misses with a series of wild punches.
Anaconda throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Malinkovikh slips a jab and a cross from Anaconda.
Anaconda fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Anaconda fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Anaconda is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Anaconda lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Anaconda.
Anaconda swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Anaconda misses with the combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Anaconda misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anaconda Anaconda dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Anaconda will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Anaconda misses.
Anaconda scores with a sloppy right hand. Malinkovikh should have avoided that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malinkovikh with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Anaconda to score with a decent uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malinkovikh ducks right into an uppercut from Anaconda.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
Malinkovikh showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Anaconda.
Anaconda fails to land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A punch combination from Anaconda misses.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
Some wild striking there from Anaconda.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with a double jab.
Anaconda misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Anaconda misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Anaconda misses with a few strikes there.
Anaconda misses with a series of wild punches.
Anaconda throws a nice looking combination but Malinkovikh bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Aleks Malinkovikh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Anaconda clobbers Malinkovikh with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
And that's the end of the fight!
Anaconda Anaconda showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Anaconda has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anaconda Anaconda!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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