PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jackson Matthews (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matthews comes into the arena with Hail Mary by Tupac blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Matthews
vs
Turd

182 cm
25
180 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

194 cm
19
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jackson Matthews!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Turd!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, John Kavanagh and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Matthews misses the target.
No joy there for Matthews, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Turd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Matthews.

Turd moves into the clinch successfully.
Turd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Matthews blocks it with crossed arms.
Turd misses with a knee to the head.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Turd looking to throw knees to the head but Matthews is blocking nicely.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Turd slows down the pace here.
Turd is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Matthews is defending well for now.
Turd is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Matthews is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Matthews blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Turd using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Matthews is looking to control Turd's arms but Turd gets an underhook and turns him. Now Matthews has his back to the cage.
Turd is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Matthews effectively controlling the action here.
Matthews tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Matthews managing to block the knees to the body from Turd.
Turd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Matthews blocks it with crossed arms.
Matthews is trying to break the clinch but Turd is controlling him.
Turd landing knees to the head.

It looks like Jackson Matthews has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Matthews is looking to break free of the clinch but Turd has double underhooks.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Matthews looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Matthews can't break the clinch.
Turd misses with a knee to the head.
Turd misses with a knee to the head.
Matthews tries to break free but Turd pushes him back against the cage.

Matthews breaks from the clinch.
An inside leg kick from Turd misses.
Turd throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Turd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Matthews counters with a straight right hand.
Turd tries to clinch there but Matthews circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Matthews swats away the attempt to clinch by Turd.
Matthews checks a leg kick nicely.
Turd wants to land a leg kick but Matthews is out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Matthews checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Turd fails with an attempt to clinch.
Frank Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Matthews swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Turd.

Turd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Turd stalling against the cage.
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but Matthews blocks with his arms.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Matthews wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Turd tries a knee to the head but Matthews blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries a knee to the head but Matthews blocks it.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd is pushing Matthews up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Matthews blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Matthews misses with the head strike.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Matthews looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jackson Matthews's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Turd wants to slow Matthews down by chopping away at his legs.
Matthews misses with a left hand
and Turd counters with an inside leg kick.
Turd is looking to clinch but Matthews is avoiding it.
Turd checks a leg kick.
Turd misses with a low kick.
A jab from Matthews misses.
Turd throws a leg kick but Matthews sees it coming and moves out of range.
Turd walks into a straight right hand from Matthews.
Turd slips a jab and a cross from Matthews.
Matthews blocks a low kick nicely.
Matthews scores with a punch to the head.
Turd tries to close the distance and clinch up but Matthews swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Matthews looks to throw the jab but Turd is out of range.
Matthews fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Turd clinches with his opponent.
Turd with a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Turd obliges.
Matthews avoiding damage as Turd throws knees to the body.
Turd tries a knee to the head but Matthews blocks it.
Turd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Turd in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Matthews wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but Matthews blocks with his arms.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Turd.
Frank Turd seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.

Jackson Matthews's cut is getting worse.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Turd.
The crowd are getting on Turd's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Turd tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Turd drops Matthews with a big knee straight up the middle! Matthews is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Matthews is rocked!
Turd throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oh Matthews is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Turd has taken the fight to the clinch.
A knee to the head by Turd.
A fake to the body and Turd gets the Thai clinch. He wastes no time and tries to connect with knees to the head. This is dangerous for Matthews! He should get out! Another devastating knee and Matthews falls head first to the ground. It's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Frank Turd!
Frank Turd took some time post fight to say the following; 'Frank Turd grabs the microphone and screams "HEY YALL I JUST TURDED ALL OVER HIS FACE!" He drops the microphone as the crowd goes wild.'.