PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dynamite Nixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nixon comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Fear is Our Tradition by Ignite kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Fuck Tito
vs
Nixon

190 cm
32
221 lbs
21 - 8 - 1

182 cm
29
202 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dynamite Nixon!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Eddie Farnsworth and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nixon scores with a jab to the body.
Nixon bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Nixon gets caught flat footed, as Fuck Tito shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Fuck Tito tries to free his leg and advance position but Nixon is retaining full guard.
Fuck Tito controlling from the top position.
Fuck Tito wants to control from the top but Nixon keeps moving.
Fuck Tito postures up in Nixon's guard and throws a big left but Nixon blocks it.
Nixon is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Nixon keeping moving, preventing Fuck Tito from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nixon not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Nixon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fuck Tito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nixon throws a big shot that misses.
Nixon scores with a shot to the body.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice defenses there by Nixon.
Fuck Tito walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Nixon checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dynamite Nixon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Nixon saw that one coming.
Fuck Tito throws a front kick that sends Nixon stumbling back into the cage.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Nixon ducks down to avoid it.
Nixon slips a jab from Fuck Tito.
Nixon misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite Nixon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nixon digs a good body shot into Fuck Tito's ribs.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight on the outside.

Fuck Tito gets tackled into the cage by Nixon. Nixon maintains the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nixon with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fuck Tito misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The referee calls for Fuck Tito to work.
Nixon blocking some punches.
Fuck Tito tries a body shot but Nixon blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Nixon fails to land.
Nixon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nixon lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Fuck Tito scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fuck Tito misses with some punches.
Nixon scores with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fuck Tito drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nixon lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fuck Tito backwards.
Nixon scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nixon takes a shot to the head.
Fuck Tito misses with a punch on the inside.
Nixon throws a punch but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nixon lands with a short shot to the head.
Nixon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nixon throws a punch but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.
Nixon tries to land knees in the clinch but Fuck Tito avoids the damage to the body.
Nixon lands with a short shot to the head.
Nixon has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fuck Tito lands with a right to the head.
Nixon misses with a punch to the body.
Fuck Tito tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fuck Tito tries to work over Nixon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nixon lands a nice uppercut.
Fuck Tito tries for a takedown. No joy.
Fuck Tito tries to throw a body punch but Nixon avoids it by throwing Fuck Tito back against the cage.
Fuck Tito blocks a body shot from Nixon.
Fuck Tito lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nixon backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Nixon.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nixon lands a left hand.
A shot in the inside from Nixon.
Nixon throws a punch but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.
Nixon is trying to force a seperation but Fuck Tito has the dominant position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fuck Tito.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nixon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nixon can't find room to land a body shot as Fuck Tito controls the action.
Fuck Tito goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fuck Tito blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nixon has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fuck Tito working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fuck Tito prevents a body shot from Nixon.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nixon.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with an uppercut but Nixon uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Nixon fails to land.
Nixon lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nixon tries a body shot but Fuck Tito blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Nixon.
Nixon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nixon tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fuck Tito avoids it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Nixon.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dynamite Nixon dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Nixon.
Nixon throws a hook to the side of Fuck Tito's head but Fuck Tito sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nixon listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but Nixon checks it.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuck Tito swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Nixon crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fuck Tito - the referee stops the clock and Nixon gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fuck Tito. Nixon manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Nixon is looking to clinch but Fuck Tito is avoiding it.
Nixon lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fuck Tito circles away quickly and effectively.
A telegraphed right hand from Nixon misses the target.
Nixon lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nixon misses with a body punch
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice straight punches there by Nixon. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Nixon.
Nixon misses with a series of wild punches.
Nixon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nixon swings widly with a right hand
and Fuck Tito cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nixon takes a swing at Fuck Tito's ribcage but misses.
Nixon misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight on the outside.
Nixon fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuck Tito avoids the body shot from Nixon.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuck Tito misses the target.
Nixon throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nixon uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuck Tito.
Nixon misses with a hook
and Fuck Tito counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nixon thows a body shot but no joy.
Nixon throws a hook to the side of Fuck Tito's head but Fuck Tito sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nixon's corner calls for a 1-2. Nixon obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nixon scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Nixon ducks down to avoid it.
Fuck Tito tries to move into range but Nixon moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight right.
Nixon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuck Tito sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Nixon misses its intended target.
Nixon blocks a jab.
Nixon throws a looping overhand right but Fuck Tito ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nixon.
Fuck Tito connects with a body shot.
Nixon closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nixon slips a straight right by Fuck Tito.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab from Nixon.
Nixon misses with an uppercut.
Nixon slips under a jab.
Nice defenses there by Fuck Tito.
Nixon takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A telegraphed right hand from Nixon misses the target.
Nixon is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fuck Tito scores with a sloppy right hand. Nixon should have avoided that one.
Nixon connects with a body shot.
Nixon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fuck Tito counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nixon throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fuck Tito on the side of the head.
Nixon throws a right and a left that Fuck Tito avoids nicely.
A jab from Fuck Tito finds it's way through Nixon's defenses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Nixon avoids it easily.
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuck Tito gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Nixon.
A swing and a miss from Nixon.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Nixon was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck Tito slips a jab from Nixon.
Fuck Tito connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nixon.
Nixon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Tito moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dynamite Nixon seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nixon loads up on a big right hand but Fuck Tito slips the punch.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Nixon.
Nixon misses with a looping left.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito connects with a nice looking jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nixon bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nixon.
Nixon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuck Tito was well out of range. Poor timing from Nixon.
A combination from Nixon does no damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nixon throws a poor cross that misses
and Fuck Tito counters with a straight right hand.
Nixon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Nixon blocks it.
Fuck Tito shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nixon as he jumps to the side.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fuck Tito paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nixon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
No luck for Fuck Tito with that takedown attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito throws out a loose jab but Nixon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nixon lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fuck Tito circles away quickly and effectively.
Nixon misses with a body shot.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dynamite Nixon showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

The fighters circling - Nixon throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nixon misses with a few strikes there.
A swing and a miss from Fuck Tito.
Nixon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nixon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuck Tito was well out of range. Poor timing from Nixon.
Fuck Tito displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nixon throws out the jab.
Fuck Tito uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nixon.
Nixon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nixon on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nixon lands a really nice looking cross but Fuck Tito seems unphased.
Nixon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nixon is looking to clinch.
Nixon bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fuck Tito's head.

Nixon instigates a clinch.
Fuck Tito softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nixon stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dynamite Nixon seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nixon lands a body shot.
Nixon tries to throw a body punch but Fuck Tito avoids it by throwing Nixon back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nixon throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Still in the clinch, Nixon scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nixon gets through Fuck Tito's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nixon lands a left hand.
A nice left hand lands by Nixon.
Nixon leaning his opponent against the cage.
Nixon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nixon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuck Tito blocks a body shot from Nixon.
A hook to the body from Nixon.
Nixon can't find room to land a body shot as Fuck Tito controls the action.

Nixon's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fuck Tito keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuck Tito swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nixon scores with a sloppy right hand. Fuck Tito should have avoided that one.

Fuck Tito is rocked!

Nixon drives through and clinches with Fuck Tito against the cage.
Nixon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Oh Fuck Tito is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nixon tries a knee to the head but Fuck Tito blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nixon.
Fuck Tito tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fuck Tito blocks an elbow strike.

Nixon breaks from the clinch.
Fuck Tito moves out of range of the strikes.
Nixon throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nixon fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nixon steps in with a hook that catches Fuck Tito right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Nixon follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Fuck Tito looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dynamite Nixon!
After the fight, Dynamite Nixon was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.