PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Norris Cole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sticky Buds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cole comes to the cage accompanied by The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cole
vs
Buds

191 cm
22
205 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

180 cm
23
208 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Norris Cole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sticky Buds!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buds tries to bum rush Cole with a series of wild strikes but Cole uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cole throws a hook to the side of Buds's head but Buds sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Buds scores with a hook to the body. Cole takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Buds dodges the punch combination from Cole.
Buds takes a swing at Cole's ribcage but misses.
Buds punishes Cole's body with a nice straight punch.
Buds with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Buds misses with a jab, cross combination.
Buds lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cole at a distance.
Cole is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Buds misses with a wild combination.
Buds lands a right hook to the body.
Buds with a jab.
Buds lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Cole goes down and covers up as Buds starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sticky Buds!
Sticky Buds made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'IM SOOO HIGH'.