PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Chan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Translucent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chan comes to the cage accompanied by Survival of the Sickest by Saliva. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mr Translucent was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Chan
vs
Translucent

178 cm
34
183 lbs
26 - 9 - 1

185 cm
27
185 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johnny Chan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Translucent!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chan throws a poor cross that misses
and Translucent counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chan takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Chan takes a swing at Translucent's ribcage but misses.
Translucent tries to clinch but Chan is having none of it.
Translucent moves in looking to clinch but Chan pushes him off.
Chan lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chan has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Translucent finds it's way round the side to connect with Chan's head.

It looks like Johnny Chan has been cut.
Chan misses with a low kick.
Translucent rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chan counters with a straight right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good standup being displayed there by Chan as he connects with a hook.
Translucent misses with a lunging right hand
and Chan counters with a nice uppercut.
Translucent lands with a straight right. Chan didn't see that one coming.
Translucent throws a jab but it's blocked by Chan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Translucent pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice uppercut lands for Translucent. That snapped Chan's head back.
Chan lands with a slapping head kick.

Translucent is rocked!
Chan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Translucent.
Translucent is still on wobbly legs! Can Chan finish him?
Translucent bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chan misses with an uppercut. Translucent saw that one coming.
Chan throws out a loose jab but Translucent uses good head movement to avoid it.
Translucent bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chan throws a shot from downtown. Translucent moves away and avoids it.
Translucent uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chan.
A jab from Chan misses.
Chan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Translucent seems to have recovered his senses.
Translucent pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

Translucent gets in close and instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Translucent blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Translucent.
Nice body punch from Chan.
Translucent misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chan throws a head punch that misses.
Translucent tries to work over Chan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chan tries to throw a body punch but Translucent avoids it by throwing Chan back against the cage.
Translucent misses with some punches.
Translucent has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Chan tries to throw a body punch but Translucent avoids it by throwing Chan back against the cage.
Chan has a couple of punches blocked by Translucent.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chan.
Chan misses with some punches.
Translucent with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Chan misses with a punch on the inside.
Translucent lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short left from Translucent.
Chan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Translucent tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Translucent misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Translucent.
Translucent struggles to land a body shot inside as Chan controls his hands.
Translucent misses with some punches.
Translucent digs a right hand into Chan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Chan's gas tank.
Chan misses with some punches.
Chan misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan is looking to break free of the clinch but Translucent has double underhooks.
Translucent blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Translucent blocks an uppercut.
Translucent misses with a punch on the inside.
Chan misses with the head strike.
Translucent misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Translucent.
Chan lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Translucent avoiding damage.
A right hand to the body from Chan.
Translucent blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Translucent misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chan.
Translucent throws a punch but it's blocked by Chan.
Chan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Translucent tries a body shot but Chan blocks it.
Translucent misses with a punch to the body.
Chan tries to throw a body punch but Translucent avoids it by throwing Chan back against the cage.
Chan misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chan.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chan.
Chan throws a punch but it's blocked by Translucent.
Chan is trying to push Translucent away but Translucent has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Translucent working aggressively here.
Chan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Translucent or not.
Chan dips a shoulder and cracks Translucent with a mighty uppercut! Translucent falls back against the cage and Chan unloads with a barrage of strikes! Translucent is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Chan screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Chan!
An out of breath Johnny Chan thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.