PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ball Sack Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Axel Whitecoat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sack Jr's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 311 - Down. Whitecoat is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Seven Nation Army. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Sack Jr
vs
Whitecoat

185 cm
26
173 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

178 cm
32
186 lbs
8 - 15 - 1

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ball Sack Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Axel Whitecoat!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whitecoat dodges the punch combination from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr connects with a body shot that sends Whitecoat's belly button to the back.
Axel Whitecoat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr misses with a wild combination.
Sack Jr misses with a double jab.
Sack Jr misses with a series of wild punches.
Sack Jr connects with a right hand. Whitecoat shakes it off.
Sack Jr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Whitecoat.
Whitecoat connects with a body shot that sends Sack Jr's belly button to the back.
Sack Jr slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Sack Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Whitecoat was well out of range. Poor timing from Sack Jr.
Whitecoat tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Whitecoat tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sack Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sack Jr swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sack Jr paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sack Jr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr misses with a series of wild punches.
Sack Jr staying out of range there.
Whitecoat closes this distance looking for a takedown but Sack Jr circles away.
Sack Jr displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Whitecoat.
Whitecoat is looking to clinch but Sack Jr is avoiding it.
Sack Jr lands with a hook. Whitecoat tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Sack Jr misses the body punch
and Whitecoat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sack Jr throws a right hand that Whitecoat ducks under and follows up with a left that Whitecoat also avoids with ease.
Whitecoat changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sack Jr misses with a looping left.
Ball Sack Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Whitecoat is looking to clinch but Sack Jr is avoiding it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whitecoat shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sack Jr sprawls well. Sack Jr wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Whitecoat gets slowly back to his feet.
Ball Sack Jr has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Axel Whitecoat.
Whitecoat takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sack Jr misses with a wild body shot.
Sack Jr misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sack Jr misses with a wild body shot.
Some wild striking there from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr misses with the combination.
Whitecoat scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sack Jr is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sloppy strikes from Sack Jr. Those never looked like landing.
Whitecoat tries to clinch up but Sack Jr circles away and keeps his distance.
Whitecoat throws out a leg kick but Sack Jr moves out of range and Whitecoat only half commits.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Whitecoat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Whitecoat looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Whitecoat feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sack Jrs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sack Jr throws a right and a left that Whitecoat avoids nicely.
Sack Jr misses with a hook. Whitecoat ducked under it nicely.
Whitecoat lands a head shot.
Whitecoat is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sack Jr rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Whitecoat moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Whitecoat connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sack Jr. Sack Jr circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Whitecoat wants to clinch up but Sack Jr keeps it at a distance.
Sack Jr fails to land with a series of punches.
Whitecoat throws a shot from downtown. Sack Jr moves away and avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr misses with a wild combination.
Whitecoat tries to clinch but Sack Jr is having none of it.
Whitecoat takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sack Jr throws a right and a left that both miss.
Whitecoat is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sack Jr is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Whitecoat swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sack Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Whitecoat was well out of range. Poor timing from Sack Jr.
Whitecoat tries to clinch but Sack Jr is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sack Jr misses with a wild body shot.

Whitecoat clinches with his opponent.

Sack Jr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Whitecoat tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Sack Jr manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ball Sack Jr dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Whitecoat pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sack Jr staying out of range there.
Sack Jr is looking to wear down Whitecoat with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sack Jr misses with a double jab
and Whitecoat counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Whitecoat takes one to the side of the head.
Whitecoat avoids the body shot from Sack Jr.
Ball Sack Jr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sack Jr throws a shot to the body.
Whitecoat looks to land a combination. Sack Jr sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Sack Jr works the jab nicely.
Sack Jr misses with a body punch
and Whitecoat counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sack Jr thinking.
Whitecoat scores with a nice head shot.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch but Sack Jr swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sack Jr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sack Jr fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A telegraphed right hand from Sack Jr misses the target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sack Jr misses with a combination
letting Whitecoat counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sack Jr circles away from the clinch attempt.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sack Jr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Whitecoat misses with a double jab
and Whitecoat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sack Jr falls off balance throwing a combination
and Whitecoat counters with a left to the body.
Sack Jr throws an off balance right hand
and Whitecoat counters with a nice uppercut.

Whitecoat instigates a clinch.

Sack Jr pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Whitecoat throws a head kick but Sack Jr moves out of range.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sack Jr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Whitecoat walks into a jab.
Whitecoat misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sack Jr scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sack Jr throws a right hand that Whitecoat ducks under and follows up with a left that Whitecoat also avoids with ease.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sack Jr closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ball Sack Jr is winning the standup battle so far.
Sack Jr jabs Whitecoat to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Whitecoat avoids the body shot from Sack Jr.
Some wild striking there from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr blocks a jab.
Whitecoat tries to clinch but Sack Jr is having none of it.
Sack Jr misses with an uppercut. Whitecoat saw that one coming.
Whitecoat fails to land with a series of punches.
Whitecoat shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sack Jr but Sack Jr pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sack Jr misses with a few strikes there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr scores with a shot to the body.
Sack Jr swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Whitecoat.
Sack Jr throws a right and a left that Whitecoat avoids nicely.
Whitecoat scores with the left hand. Sack Jr knows he should have avoided that one.
Sack Jr misses with a two punch combination.
Sack Jr swings for the body but Whitecoat moves out of range.
Whitecoat throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sack Jr counters with a left to the body.
Sack Jr pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Whitecoat back to the cage. Sack Jr follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Sack Jr fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sack Jr avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Whitecoat clinches with his opponent.

Whitecoat breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Whitecoat stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Whitecoat finds it's way through Sack Jr's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Whitecoat does it's job there.
Sack Jr misses with a series of wild punches.
Sack Jr keeps the fight on the outside.
Sack Jr cracks Whitecoat with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Whitecoat moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Sack Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Whitecoat throws a lazy right hand but Sack Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sack Jr takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sack Jr throws a poor cross that misses
and Whitecoat counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sack Jr throws a right hand that Whitecoat ducks under and follows up with a left that Whitecoat also avoids with ease.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch but Sack Jr swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Whitecoat walks into a jab.
Whitecoat looks to land a combination but Sack Jr avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ball Sack Jr dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Sack Jr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr throws a nice looking combination but Whitecoat bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Whitecoat misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Whitecoat dodges the punch combination from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Whitecoat avoids the body shot from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr misses with a double jab.
Sack Jr with a nice cross.
Sack Jr scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Whitecoat shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Sack Jr defends it nicely.

Whitecoat has Sack Jr up against the cage in a clinch.

Sack Jr breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sack Jr swings for the body but Whitecoat moves out of range.
Whitecoat doesn't manage to clinch there - Sack Jr circles away.
Whitecoat wants to clinch
and Sack Jr counters with a series of strikes. Whitecoat will be more careful next time no doubt.
Whitecoat is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sack Jr looks to land a left hand but Whitecoat moved out of range nicely.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sack Jr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Whitecoat misses with a combination
and Sack Jr counters with a right hand to the body.
Sack Jr looks to land a right hand but Whitecoat moved out of range.
Sack Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Whitecoat sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sack Jr jabs at Whitecoat's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whitecoat tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
No joy there for Sack Jr, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Whitecoat takes one to the side of the head.
Whitecoat fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sack Jr on the side of the head.

Whitecoat has Sack Jr up against the cage in a clinch.

Whitecoat's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sack Jr cracks a nice hook into Whitecoat's ribs.
Whitecoat looks to clinch
and Sack Jr counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Whitecoat scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Whitecoat takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sack Jr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Whitecoat was well out of range. Poor timing from Sack Jr.
Whitecoat fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice jab there from Sack Jr.
Ball Sack Jr is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whitecoat is looking to clinch.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sack Jr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sack Jr connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Sack Jr throws a series of punches but Whitecoat moves out of range.
Whitecoat wants to clinch up but Sack Jr keeps it at a distance.
Sack Jr swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Whitecoat takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Whitecoat tries to close the distance and clinch but Sack Jr swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Whitecoat tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Sack Jr counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Whitecoat showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sack Jr.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sack Jr. Whitecoat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Axel Whitecoat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whitecoat throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Whitecoat tries to clinch there but Sack Jr circles away.
Sack Jr cracks Whitecoat with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sack Jr throws a good cross that connects.
Whitecoat has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Sack Jr scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Whitecoat doesn't seem bothered though.
Whitecoat throws a left and a right that both miss
and Sack Jr counters with a left and a right that stings Whitecoat.
Whitecoat lands with a right hand.
Whitecoat changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sack Jr tries to avoid it but Whitecoat manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sack Jr to the ground. Sack Jr escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sack Jr lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Whitecoat backs up against the cage.
Whitecoat throws a series of punches but Sack Jr avoids them all with ease.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Whitecoat thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sack Jr digs a good body shot into Whitecoat's ribs.
Sack Jr scores with a jab.
Sack Jr digs a good body shot into Whitecoat's ribs.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ball Sack Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Sack Jr, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ball Sack Jr!
Ball Sack Jr seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.