PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Summers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ron Burgundy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Summers
vs
Burgundy

180 cm
19
265 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

182 cm
19
266 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Summers !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Summers .
Summers shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Burgundy defends it nicely.
Summers really is a fat lump.

Burgundy shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Summers is pressing down on Burgundy's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Burgundy looking to sit in guard and control but Summers gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Burgundy is looking to sweep but instead, Summers has passed into half guard.
Summers content to control rather than advance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Summers . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Burgundy looking for submissions off his back.

Summers seems to be working for a kimura but Burgundy defends the submission attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Summers thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Burgundy's head.
Summers is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Burgundy working to try and regain half guard.
Summers with a couple of short strikes.
Burgundy taking shots to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Summers controlling from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Summers avoids the attempt from Burgundy to control.
Summers raining down hammerfists from mount.
Summers controlling from the full mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Summers wants to finish this one by submission but Burgundy is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Summers .
Summers trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nick Summers dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Burgundy scores a takedown into full mount!
Summers tries to hold on but Burgundy pushes him away.
Summers keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Summers tries to lock up and control but Burgundy gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Burgundy landing strikes, looking to finish!
Summers is trying to escape the mount.
Burgundy avoids the attempt from Summers to control.
Burgundy prevents Summers from getting the reversal.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Summers is working hard here to advance position.
Summers regains half guard.
Summers wants to control but Burgundy is keeping busy.
Burgundy wants to pass to mount but Summers is defending the position.
Summers is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Burgundy's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Burgundy's back!
Summers punches Burgundy on the ear.
Burgundy tries to roll but Summers sticks to his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Summers has good solid back control here.

Burgundy defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Summers throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Burgundy!

Burgundy showing good submission defense here.
Burgundy tries to escape but Summers has the hooks in and won't let him break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Summers has good solid back control here.
Summers is not going to allow Burgundy to sit and survive in this position.

Burgundy defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Summers 's arms.
Summers slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burgundy tries to escape but Summers has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Summers connects with a big shot to the side of Burgundy's head.

Summers working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Summers not allowing Burgundy to control his hands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Summers has the hooks in. Burgundy is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nick Summers dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A punch combination from Burgundy misses.
Burgundy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Summers as he jumps to the side.
Burgundy throws a push kick but Summers slaps the foot to one side.
Burgundy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Summers avoids it really well and circles away.
Summers misses with a combination
and Burgundy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

Summers rushes Burgundy and presses him up against the cage.

Summers manages to break the clinch.
Burgundy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Summers is fending him off so far but Burgundy persists. Nope, Summers circles away and we're back to standing.
Nick Summers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Burgundy.

Summers takes the fight into the clinch.
Burgundy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Burgundy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Summers breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nick Summers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Burgundy tries to clinch but Summers moves out of range.

Summers takes the fight into the clinch.
Summers stalling.
Burgundy throws a punch but it's blocked by Summers .
Summers has Burgundy pressed against the cage, preventing Burgundy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Summers pulls guard effortlessly.
Summers manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Summers fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Summers sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Summers unloading with bombs!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Summers takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Burgundy is trying to stand up.
Burgundy is bucking up trying to escape but Summers cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Summers controlling the position easily from mount.
Burgundy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Summers controlling from mount.
Summers in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Summers is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Burgundy is surviving well by controlling Summers 's body position as best he can.
Summers controlling his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burgundy tries to lock up and control but Summers gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Summers tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Summers with good strikes from the mount here!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee warns Burgundy that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Summers is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Ron Burgundy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nick Summers is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Summers closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nick Summers showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Summers , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nick Summers !