PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Gunn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gunn has chosen Audioslave - Exploder as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Gunn

194 cm
27
280 lbs
20 - 4 - 0

195 cm
27
250 lbs
17 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry
Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charles Gunn!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Reed Andrews and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Gunn moves in looking to clinch but Dos Equis Guy pushes him off.
Gunn thows a body shot but no joy.
Gunn jabs Dos Equis Guy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Gunn fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with the combination.
The fighters circling - Gunn throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Gunn misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Gunn controls the action.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Gunn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gunn's elbow.
Gunn scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Equis Guy fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Gunn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gunn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Gunn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gunn lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dos Equis Guy or not.
Gunn scores with a shot to the side of Dos Equis Guy's head.
Gunn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gunn lands with a short shot to the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Gunn.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Gunn controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gunn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Gunn's ribcage. Gunn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gunn blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy gets through Gunn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Gunn avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Gunn looking to stall.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Gunn avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Gunn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dos Equis Guy is defending well for now.
Gunn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Gunn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gunn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Gunn takes a shot to the head.
Gunn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Gunn blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gunn misses with a punch on the inside.
Gunn blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Gunn's ribcage. Gunn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hook to the body lands for Gunn.
Gunn lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Gunn is stalling here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Gunn lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gunn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gunn tries to land knees in the clinch but Dos Equis Guy avoids the damage to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Gunn.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gunn.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Dos Equis Guy on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy gets through Gunn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Gunn controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Gunn struggles to land a body shot inside as Dos Equis Guy controls his hands.
Gunn blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Gunn prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
A short right from Gunn on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gunn backwards.
Gunn is trying to maintain a safe position but Dos Equis Guy gets an underhook and turns Gunn into the cage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gunn backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Gunn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Gunn controls his hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Gunn blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Gunn controls the action.
Gunn looking to slow down the pace here.
Dos Equis Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Gunn is looking to slow Dos Equis Guy down with leg kicks.
A combination from Dos Equis Guy does no damage.
Dos Equis Guy has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Gunn with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Charles Gunn has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body kick that misses.
Dos Equis Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gunn checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook but Gunn blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Gunn cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gunn takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Gunn throws a lazy body kick
and Dos Equis Guy counters with an outside leg kick.
Gunn misses the shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gunn fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a nice looking jab.
Dos Equis Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Gunn counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gunn closes the distance but Dos Equis Guy moves to the side
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a good low kick that Gunn was not able to check.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Gunn is just out of range.
Charles Gunn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gunn's sensitive parts.
Gunn takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice looking body shot.
Gunn is breathing heavily.
Gunn misses with a hook to the body
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a three punch combo that has Gunn backing up. Gunn nods at Dos Equis Guy to acknowledge the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gunn.

Dos Equis Guy closes the distance and clinches.
Dos Equis Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gunn backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gunn tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is working Gunn over against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gunn tries to stall but Dos Equis Guy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Gunn blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Gunn just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dos Equis Guy's brow.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Gunn controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Gunn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The Dos Equis Guy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against Gunn and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gunn blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands an uppercut.
Gunn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dos Equis Guy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Gunn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shoulder strike.
Gunn tries to work over Dos Equis Guy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gunn can do to turn this around?
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Gunn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Gunn blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Gunn's ribcage. Gunn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dos Equis Guy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gunn or not.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dos Equis Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy presses Gunn against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dos Equis Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gunn blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Still in the clinch, Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice short uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Charles Gunn's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Gunn takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Gunn is looking to clinch but Dos Equis Guy is avoiding it.
Gunn moves out of range of the body kick.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a series of punches but Gunn avoids them all with ease.
Dos Equis Guy punishes Gunn's body with a nice straight punch.

Dos Equis Guy sends Gunn crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Dos Equis Guy is motioning to the referee to let Gunn up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy throws the left hand but Gunn avoids the punch easily.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gunn.

Gunn is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy cracks Gunn with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Gunn falls to his knees and Dos Equis Guy doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy gave a mention to Hell's Balls Recovery (160) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).