PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between William Fairtex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Raging Douche told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Fairtex
vs
Douche

173 cm
22
139 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

150 cm
30
130 lbs
26 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Good chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, William Fairtex!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fairtex tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Douche manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fairtex throws the kick towards the body but Douche avoids it.
Fairtex moves out of range of the leg kick from Douche.
Douche throws a low kick, looking for Fairtex's leg but Fairtex calmly moves out of range.
Douche looks for the body kick but Fairtex saw that one coming.
A slow jab from Fairtex misses its intended target.
Fairtex is looking to clinch but Douche is avoiding it.
Fairtex takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Douche scores with a hook.
Fairtex moves out of range of the body kick from Douche.
Douche throws a wild body kick that Fairtex sees coming a mile off.
Fairtex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Douche feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fairtexs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fairtex takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fairtex thumps Douche with a low kick.
Douche swings for the body but Fairtex moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche with a hook.
Fairtex misses with a leg kick.
Douche fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fairtex.
Douche misses with a body shot.
Douche circles away from the clinch attempt.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Douche swats away the attempt to clinch by Fairtex.

Douche gets tackled into the cage by Fairtex. Fairtex maintains the clinch.
Douche lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Come on Douche - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Douche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Douche has had enough of the clinch but Fairtex keeps him there for the moment.
A shot in the inside from Douche.
Douche tries a body shot but Fairtex blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Douche misses with the head strike.
A short body shot lands from Douche as the two fighters clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douche swings wildly with an uppercut but Fairtex uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fairtex tries a knee to the head but Douche blocks it.
Douche on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Douche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fairtex looking to slow down the pace here.
A short uppercut from Douche.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Douche.
Fairtex with a knee to the head.
Fairtex looking to throw knees to the head but Douche is blocking nicely.
Douche on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Douche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fairtex landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fairtex trying to control the position but instead, Douche has worked for underhooks and has pushed Fairtex into the cage.
Douche misses with a body punch.
Douche lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fairtex backwards.
Douche on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fairtex working Douche over with knees to the body.
Fairtex throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fairtex landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Douche stalls.
Fairtex misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douche.
Fairtex tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Douche avoids it.
Fairtex tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A short right from Douche.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fairtex trying to land knees to the body.
Fairtex looking to throw knees to the head but Douche is blocking nicely.
Douche lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fairtex backwards.
Douche misses with a body punch.
Douche presses Fairtex against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fairtex tries to land knees in the clinch but Douche avoids the damage to the body.
Fairtex using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Douche has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Douche is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A hook to the body from Douche.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fairtex trying to control the position but instead, Douche has worked for underhooks and has pushed Fairtex into the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fairtex blocks an uppercut.
Fairtex is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Raging Douche dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fairtex turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fairtex walks into a stiff left hand from Douche.
Douche pounces like a tiger and cracks Fairtex with a vicious hook! Fairtex is down but not out! Douche follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Raging Douche!
Raging Douche tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.