PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Twiddle Fizzlesticks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rudell Crim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fizzlesticks comes into the arena with twiddle blaring out of the sound system. Crim has chosen Go To Sleep B1TCH! as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Fizzlesticks
vs
Crim

193 cm
26
180 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

179 cm
34
221 lbs
20 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Twiddle Fizzlesticks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Rudell Crim!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Chris Saunders and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fizzlesticks walks into a stiff left hand from Crim.

Fizzlesticks gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Crim blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A left hand lands to the body for Crim.
A short right from Crim.
Fizzlesticks throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Crim avoids a wild elbow strike from Fizzlesticks.
Crim misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Crim dips a shoulder and cracks Fizzlesticks with a mighty uppercut! Fizzlesticks falls back against the cage and Crim unloads with a barrage of strikes! Fizzlesticks is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Crim screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rudell Crim!
Rudell Crim very nearly forgot to thank Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.