PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jervis Jarvainian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jarvainian comes to the ring accompanied by Pump up the jam. Patrick Bateman told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Jarvainian
vs
Bateman

202 cm
26
265 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

203 cm
23
274 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jervis Jarvainian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman misses with a wild combination.
Jarvainian throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bateman misses with a few strikes there.
Bateman shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Jarvainian eats them both and turns towards Bateman to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Jervis Jarvainian has been cut.
Jarvainian fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bateman avoids it really well and circles away.
Bateman displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jarvainian.
Bateman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bateman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jarvainian moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jarvainian fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jervis Jarvainian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for Jarvainian with that takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jarvainian counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jarvainian.
Jarvainian shoots in looking for a takedown. Bateman tries to sprawl out of it but Jarvainian keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Bateman manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bateman ducks under a wild hook from Jarvainian.
Bateman misses with a few strikes there.
Jarvainian fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jarvainian staying out of range there.

Jarvainian fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bateman, pushing him back against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands a nice uppercut.
Jarvainian tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bateman smiles and moves away.
Jarvainian dodges the punch combination from Bateman.
Jarvainian has his takedown stuffed
and Bateman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jarvainian has his takedown stuffed
and Bateman counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bateman is looking to slow Jarvainian down with leg kicks.
Jarvainian shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bateman as he jumps to the side.
Bateman throws a right and a left that Jarvainian avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman throws a right hand that Jarvainian ducks under and follows up with a left that Jarvainian also avoids with ease.
Bateman lands a jab-cross combination.

Bateman drops Jarvainian with a beautiful combination! Jarvainian stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bateman is looking for the KO!

Jarvainian is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jarvainian doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bateman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Oh Jarvainian is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jarvainian is breathing heavily.
Bateman throws a series of punches but Jarvainian moves out of range.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Jarvainian. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Bateman misses with a few strikes there.

Bateman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jarvainian, pushing him back against the ropes.
Bateman lands an elbow that stopped Jarvainian in his tracks for a moment.
Bateman dips a shoulder and cracks Jarvainian with a mighty uppercut! Jarvainian falls back against the ropes and Bateman unloads with a barrage of strikes! Jarvainian is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the ropes! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Bateman screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
After the fight, Patrick Bateman was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.