PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dingo Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carter The Farter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn comes to the cage accompanied by deftones-simple man. Penn is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Dingo Penn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Penn
vs
The Farter

160 cm
27
143 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

180 cm
26
138 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dingo Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Carter The Farter!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Farter dives in and scores a takedown into Penn's guard.
Penn is breathing heavily.
The Farter is looking to work some ground and pound but Penn has wrist control.
The Farter throws a big elbow that misses.
The Farter forces his way into half guard.

The Farter is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

The Farter is working for a kimura but Penn is defending it quite comfortably.
The Farter seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Penn does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The Farter looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Penn blocking the ground and pound attempt from The Farter.

The Farter is trying to work for a kimura but Penn is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Farter is looking for a kimura here.

Penn is defending against the submission attempts here by The Farter.
The Farter throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

The Farter is looking for a kimura here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Farter missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

The Farter seems to be looking for submissions.
Penn blocking the ground and pound attempt from The Farter.
The Farter slips a nice elbow through Penn's hands, connecting with Penn's forehead.
The Farter winds up and cracks Penn with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The Farter trying to control from half guard but Penn is working away.

The Farter is working for a submission of some sort.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The Farter is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The Farter has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

The Farter in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Penn tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from The Farter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Carter The Farter!