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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sick Puppy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fergisson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Legion of Doom. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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162 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
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166 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sick Puppy!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Puppy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fergisson loads up on a big right hand but Puppy slips the punch.
Puppy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sick Puppy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fergisson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Puppy counters with an outside leg kick.
Fergisson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Puppy misses with a body shot.
Fergisson shoots in for a takedown but Puppy shows good takedown defense.
Puppy throws a body punch but Fergisson moves out of range.
Puppy misses with a straight left.
Fergisson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Puppy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Puppy misses with a low kick.
Fergisson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fergisson looks for a takedown but Puppy sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Fergisson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Puppy pushes Fergisson up against the cage in a clinch.
Puppy tightens his grip and picks Fergisson up, before dumping him to the ground. Fergisson manages to land in guard.
Puppy throws a big elbow that misses.
Puppy wants to control from the top but Fergisson keeps moving.
Fergisson trying to keep a closed guard but Puppy is proving a slippery customer.
Puppy wants to control from the top but Fergisson keeps moving.
Fergisson is looking for a triangle but Puppy pushes his legs off easily.
Puppy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is looking to sweep but instead, Puppy has passed into half guard.
Puppy looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Fergisson with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Puppy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fergisson wants to get back to full guard.
Fergisson is trying to control but can't.
Nice strikes from Puppy there.
Fergisson looks like he's trying to stand up.
Fergisson slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Puppy landing with the ground and pound.
Fergisson keeping moving, preventing Puppy from controlling successfully.
Fergisson wants to sweep but no luck.
Puppy trying to control the position from guard on top but Fergisson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puppy forces his way into half guard.
Fergisson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Puppy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Fergisson blocking the ground and pound attempt from Puppy.
Puppy wants to pass the guard but Fergisson is defending well.
Puppy working Fergisson over with strikes.
Puppy is nestled in close to Fergisson, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Puppy seems to be working for a kimura but Fergisson defends the submission attempt.
Fergisson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Puppy's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Puppy's back!
Puppy tries to roll but Fergisson sticks to his back.
Fergisson looking for the choke from the back.
Puppy trying to control but not successfully.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Puppy breaks Fergisson's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puppy avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Puppy stopping the sweep attempt from Fergisson.
Puppy passes Fergisson's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fergisson is looking for a sweep. Puppy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Puppy perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Fergisson taking some punishment here, with Puppy in his half guard.
Puppy lands strikes from half guard.
Fergisson has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Puppy escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Puppy!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Puppy cracks Fergisson with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Puppy moves into full mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sick Puppy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Puppy with a hook.
Fergisson shoots in and drives through. Puppy sprawls well.
Fergisson really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...
Puppy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Puppy gets in close and tags Fergisson with a short punch that almost sends Fergisson to the mat! Oh Fergisson is in big trouble! He turns his back on Puppy, trying to create some distance but Puppy rushes him, striking wildly and Fergisson goes down! The referee tackles Puppy into the cage to end the fight! Puppy is one violent man!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sick Puppy!
Sick Puppy is the new lightweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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