PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Noah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jarrod The Hulk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Joe Noah has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Joe Noah seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Noah
vs
The Hulk

178 cm
22
265 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

192 cm
25
250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Joe Noah!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jarrod The Hulk!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Vladimir Khabensky and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noah wants to clinch.
Noah looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

The Hulk drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The Hulk lands some shots froms side control.
Noah tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The Hulk trying to control the position but Noah is working away.
The Hulk working the ground and pound.
The Hulk lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.

Joe Noah's cut is getting worse.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Hulk landing strikes.

Joe Noah's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The Hulk wants to lay and pray for a moment but Noah keeps working.
The Hulk working the body and head with strikes.

Jeez, Joe Noah's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Noah's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jarrod The Hulk!