PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ground Pound (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noobie Nooberson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pound comes to the cage accompanied by Jam rock. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Pound
vs
Nooberson

197 cm
25
299 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

190 cm
27
265 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ground Pound!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Noobie Nooberson!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yuuki Gou and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nooberson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pound.
Nooberson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pound throws a big shot that misses.
Nooberson slips a straight right by Pound.
Pound looks to clinch
and Nooberson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nooberson swings for the body but Pound moves out of range.
Nooberson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pound fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nooberson manages to avoid it.
Pound throws a body punch but Nooberson moves out of range.
Pound misses with a wild body shot.
Pound tries to clinch there but Nooberson circles away.
Nooberson swats away the attempt to clinch by Pound.
Pound moves out of range of the strikes.
Ground Pound seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nooberson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pound.
Nooberson lands with a good body shot.
Pound looks to score with a jab to the body but Nooberson is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pound has managed to clinch.
Nooberson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nooberson tries to throw a body punch but Pound avoids it by throwing Nooberson back against the cage.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
Nooberson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pound's elbow.
Nooberson dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A right hook to the body lands for Nooberson.
Nooberson taking a breather.
Nooberson blocks an elbow strike from Pound.
Nooberson tries a body shot but Pound blocks it.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nooberson digs a right hand underneath Pound's ribcage. Pound let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nooberson lands a right hand.
Nooberson is trying to stall.
Pound blocks a body shot from Nooberson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nooberson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nooberson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nooberson tries to throw a body punch but Pound avoids it by throwing Nooberson back against the cage.
Nooberson takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Noobie Nooberson has been cut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Pound.
Nooberson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pound or not.
Nooberson stalling.
Pound throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nooberson tries to work over Pound's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice elbow from Pound.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Pound lands a nice elbow.
Nooberson wants to break the clinch but can't.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pound throws an elbow but misses.
Nooberson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pound's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nooberson looking to slow down the pace here.
Pound gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nooberson tries to throw a body punch but Pound avoids it by throwing Nooberson back against the cage.
Pound lands an elbow inside.
Pound creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nooberson's defenses.
Pound gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Pound crunches a lovely knee into Nooberson's ribcage.
Nooberson controlling the action here for a moment.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nooberson trying to stall but Pound improves his position.
Pound missing with knees to the body.
Nooberson managing to block the knees to the body from Pound.
Pound missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pound tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Nooberson avoids it.
Nooberson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nooberson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Pound lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nooberson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Nooberson on the inside.
Pound tries to land knees in the clinch but Nooberson avoids the damage to the body.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nooberson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nooberson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pound misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nooberson.
Nooberson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nooberson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Pound lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Pound lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Pound lands an elbow inside that Nooberson shrugs off.
Nooberson is trying to push Pound away but Pound has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Nice elbow from Pound.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That has opened up Noobie Nooberson's cut even more.
Nooberson looks gassed!
Pound missing with knees to the body.
Nooberson can't break the clinch.
Nooberson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nooberson takes an elbow to the temple.
Nooberson takes an elbow to the temple.
Nooberson trying to control the position but instead, Pound has worked for underhooks and has pushed Nooberson into the cage.
Pound lands an elbow just above Nooberson 's eye.
Nooberson struggles to land a body shot inside as Pound controls his hands.
Nooberson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pound or not.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Nooberson takes an elbow to the forehead.

The cut above Noobie Nooberson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pound lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Pound.
Nooberson takes an elbow to the temple.
Pound lands a nice elbow.
Pound lands an elbow that stopped Nooberson in his tracks for a moment.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Noobie Nooberson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nooberson is trying to stall.
Nooberson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pound's elbow.
Nooberson takes an elbow to the forehead.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Pound.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Pound lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Noobie Nooberson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ground Pound!
A relieved looking Ground Pound thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.