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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yoko Gushiken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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135 lbs
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145 lbs
15 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yoko Gushiken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Aleksandr Martynov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gushiken lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jeremy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gushiken's hands.
Gushiken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Gushiken throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gushiken's head backwards.
Jeremy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gushiken tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Gushiken moves out of range easily.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Gushiken moves out of range.
Gushiken scoring well with a low kick there.
Gushiken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
An inside leg kick from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy wants to slow Gushiken down by chopping away at his legs.
Jeremy moves into the clinch successfully.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gushiken struggles to land a body shot inside as Jeremy controls his hands.
Jeremy tries to circle away but Gushiken has him pinned against the cage.
Gushiken is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jeremy is keeping busy.
A bit of stalling here from Gushiken.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy has Gushiken pressed against the cage, preventing Gushiken from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jeremy is trying to force a seperation but Gushiken has the dominant position.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jeremy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gushikens head.
Jeremy tries to throw a body punch but Gushiken avoids it by throwing Jeremy back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Jeremy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Gushiken lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gushiken lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Gushiken taking a breather.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gushiken content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Gushiken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Yoko Gushiken.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jeremy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gushiken takes a shot to the head.
Gushiken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jeremy tries to throw a body punch but Gushiken avoids it by throwing Jeremy back against the cage.
Gushiken escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Gushiken misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Gushiken misses.
Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy thows a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy moves out of range as Gushiken strikes.
Gushiken lands a head shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Jeremy.
A good leg kick by Jeremy.
A jab from Gushiken misses.
The fighters circling - Gushiken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jeremy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Gushiken throws out a powerful jab.
Gushiken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Gushiken thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Gushiken is out of range.
Jeremy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Gushiken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gushiken keeps the fight on the outside.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Gushiken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Gushiken there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gushiken thows a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Gushiken misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Jeremy walks into a straight right hand from Gushiken.
Gushiken circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gushiken throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gushiken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jeremy feints and then cracks Gushiken's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gushiken down.
Gushiken ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Yoko Gushiken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy jabs at Gushiken's body.
Gushiken checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jeremy misses with a straight left.
Gushiken jabs at Jeremy's body.
Gushiken lands with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Gushiken with a nice cross.
Jeremy thuds his right hand into Gushiken's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jeremy moves into range and clinches up with Gushiken.
Jeremy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gushiken throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
Jeremy connects with an inside leg kick.
Gushiken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gushiken has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jeremy looks to clinch
and Gushiken counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Gushiken circles away and keeps his distance.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gushiken throws a lazy right hand but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeremy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gushiken throws out the jab.
Jeremy moves into the clinch.
Gushiken tries to work over Jeremy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gushiken is looking to control Jeremy's arms but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Gushiken has his back to the cage.
Gushiken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
Gushiken lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gushiken misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Gushiken's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gushiken is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Gushiken just misses with a punch to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Gushiken, as that shot connected.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gushiken.
Jeremy fakes the leg kick and cracks Gushiken in the body.
Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
Jeremy avoids the body shot from Gushiken.
Gushiken throws a shot from downtown. Jeremy moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jeremy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Gushiken checks a low kick from Jeremy.
Gushiken ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Jeremy slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gushiken misses with a hook.
Gushiken misses the jab.
Gushiken throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Gushiken keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Gushiken pushes him off.
Jeremy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Gushiken connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jeremy scrambles back to his feet.
Gushiken takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Gushiken takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jeremy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gushiken. That did some damage!
Gushiken misses with a straight right.
Jeremy moves into range and clinches up with Gushiken.
Gushiken lands a shoulder strike.
Jeremy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Gushiken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gushiken.
Gushiken avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jeremy throws a hook but Gushiken blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gushiken. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeremy connects with a high kick.
Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Gushiken throws a good cross that connects.
Gushiken circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jeremy scores with a nice strike.
A big left from Gushiken misses.
Gushiken connects with a right hand. Jeremy shakes it off.
Gushiken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gushiken bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jeremy's head.
Jeremy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Gushiken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gushiken looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gushiken scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jeremy doesn't seem bothered though.
Gushiken misses with a low kick as Jeremy jumps back.
Jeremy cracks Gushiken with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy tries to clinch up.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Jeremy. Those never looked like landing.
Gushiken fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gushiken just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gushiken manages to avoid it.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gushiken manages to avoid it.
A big left from Jeremy misses.
The fighters circling - Gushiken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jeremy throws out a leg kick but Gushiken moves out of range and Jeremy only half commits.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Jeremy swings for the body but Gushiken moves out of range.
Jeremy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gushiken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jeremy sizes up Gushiken with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Gushiken cracks Jeremy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Gushiken scores with a leg kick.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gushiken has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jeremy finds it's way round the side to connect with Gushiken's head.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy scores with a nice body kick.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gushiken tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gushiken cracks Jeremy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jeremy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Gushiken pushes him off.
Jeremy has closed the distance and engaged Gushiken in a clinch.
Gushiken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gushiken keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gushiken softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Gushiken.
Gushiken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jeremy scores with a shot to the side of Gushiken's head.
Jeremy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gushikens head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Gushiken.
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by Gushiken.
Gushiken wants to stall.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jeremy prevents a body shot from Gushiken.
Gushiken lands with a right to the head.
Gushiken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jeremy's elbow.
Gushiken misses with the head strike.
Gushiken controlling the action here for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gushiken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gushiken lands with a left to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Gushiken.
Gushiken misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gushiken.
Gushiken tries a body shot but Jeremy blocks it.
Gushiken lands a body punch.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jeremy slowing the pace effectively.
Gushiken stalling in the clinch.
Gushiken swings wildly with an uppercut but Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Jeremy - that landed with a thud.
Gushiken struggles to land a body shot inside as Jeremy controls his hands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Gushiken.
Gushiken blocks an uppercut.
Gushiken blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Gushiken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gushiken lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
Jeremy prevents a body shot from Gushiken.
Jeremy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gushiken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jeremy can pounce on him.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Gushiken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jeremy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jeremy throws a leg kick that misses.
Yoko Gushiken has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a straight left.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy throws a series of punches but Gushiken moves out of range.
Gushiken takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gushiken tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gushiken.
Gushiken misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy misses with a low kick as Gushiken jumps back.
Gushiken misses the jab.
Jeremy walks into a straight right hand from Gushiken.
Nice jab there from Gushiken.
Gushiken tries to clinch but Jeremy is having none of it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gushiken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gushiken swings widly with a right hand
and Jeremy counters with a nice body shot.
Gushiken thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that's the end of the fight!
Yoko Gushiken showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jeremy has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy made sure to mention his sponsor, SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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